| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Macaulay | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Quantum entanglement is like the universe's way of winking at us with its mysterious, spooky action at a distance, making it way cooler than just counting Earth's birthday candles. |
 | Doogie Howser | Quantum Entanglement | Black Holes | Quantum entanglement is mind-bending and shakes the foundation of reality with its spooky action at a distance, making it way cooler. |
| Doogie Howser | Quantum Entanglement | Time's Relativity | Quantum Entanglement is like the wild, unpredictable magic trick of the universe, while Relativity is the classic but overhyped blockbuster; Quantum wins for sheer mind-bending weirdness! |
| David Macaulay | Human Brain | Quantum Entanglement | Dude, the human brain is like the ultimate quantum computer, creating art and pondering the cosmos all while keeping us breathing. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Quantum Entanglement | Time's Relativity | Quantum Entanglement is like the ultimate cosmic cheat code, defying distance and making spooky action at a distance a reality. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Genetic Code | Quantum Entanglement | While Quantum Entanglement is mind-bendingly cool, the Genetic Code is the essence of life itself, making it the ultimate blueprint of awesome. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Well, ya know, quantum entanglement is like nature's own version of bar talk - spooky, action-at-a-distance magic that even Einstein couldn't quite wrap his head around, and that's gotta be cooler than just counting up to 4.5 billion. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Oxygen's Role | Quantum Entanglement | Dude, without oxygen, we wouldn't even be here to geek out about quantum entanglement in the first place! |
 | Albert Einstein | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Quantum Entanglement is like the cosmic magic trick that keeps us on our toes, while Earth's Age just makes me feel old! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Quantum Entanglement | Extremophile Life | Quantum Entanglement is like nature's way of whispering across the cosmos, transcending space and time in a way that challenges our understanding of the universe's fabric. |
| Doogie Howser | Quantum Entanglement | Universe's Size | Quantum entanglement is the mind-bending science magic that makes the universe's vastness look like child's play. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Quantum Entanglement | Universe's Size | Quantum Entanglement is the ultimate mind-bender, showing us how everything's connected in ways the vastness of the Universe can't compete with. |
 | George Orwell | Oxygen's Role | Quantum Entanglement | Oxygen's role is vital for our very existence, while quantum entanglement, as fascinating as it is, is more about understanding the universe than keeping us alive. |