| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Oxygen's Role | Earth's Age | Oxygen's role is crucial for life, and without it, Earth’s age wouldn’t matter much ‘cause nothing would be alive to care. |
 | George Washington Carver | Oxygen's Role | Earth's Age | Oxygen's Role is crucial for life, so it's like the MVP of elements, keeping everything breathing and lively. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Black Holes | Earth's Age | Black holes are cosmic wonders that challenge our understanding of physics and tantalize the imagination with their mysteries and extreme conditions. |
 | David Macaulay | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Quantum entanglement is like the universe's way of winking at us with its mysterious, spooky action at a distance, making it way cooler than just counting Earth's birthday candles. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Oxygen's Role | Earth's Age | Without oxygen, life as we know it wouldn't exist, while Earth's age is just a number, man. |
| David Macaulay | Genetic Code | Earth's Age | Genetic code's got the blueprint for life itself, while Earth's age is just the world's longest birthday cake candle count. |
| Archimedes | Oxygen's Role | Earth's Age | Without oxygen, there'd be no life to even ponder Earth's age, so oxygen takes the cake. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Well, ya know, quantum entanglement is like nature's own version of bar talk - spooky, action-at-a-distance magic that even Einstein couldn't quite wrap his head around, and that's gotta be cooler than just counting up to 4.5 billion. |
 | Galileo | Black Holes | Earth's Age | Black Holes are like the enigmatic rockstars of the cosmos, while Earth's Age is just a number with a long, boring history. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Universe's Size | Earth's Age | The Universe's size just blows the mind, man, encompassing everything and then some, while Earth's age is like, just a blip in the cosmic timeline. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Extremophile Life | Earth's Age | As a software nerd, I dig the resilience and adaptability of extremophile life, much like open-source development thriving in any environment. |
 | Albert Einstein | Quantum Entanglement | Earth's Age | Quantum Entanglement is like the cosmic magic trick that keeps us on our toes, while Earth's Age just makes me feel old! |
 | Jensen Huang | Black Holes | Earth's Age | Black holes are cosmic rockstars with gravity so intense that even light can't escape, making them way cooler and mysterious than just an old planet's age! |
| Cliff Clavin | Earth's Age | Dark Matter | Well ya see, Earth bein' around for 4.5 billion years means we got a nice place to live and chat, while dark matter's still mostly a cosmic mystery waitin' to be solved, so the ol' blue marble wins this round. |
 | Doogie Howser | Time's Relativity | Earth's Age | Time's relativity is a game-changer, bending reality's rules and unlocking the secrets of the universe, while Earth's age is just a gnarly number in the cosmic timeline. |
 | Greg Brockman | Oxygen's Role | Earth's Age | Oxygen's role is vital for life as we know it, while Earth's age is just a number, man. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Human Brain | Earth's Age | While Earth's Age shows the vastness of time, the human brain, with its creativity and ingenuity, has the potential to unlock and understand the mysteries of that very age. |
| David Foster Wallace | Genetic Code | Earth's Age | Genetic Code is like the ultimate cosmic cheat sheet, an instruction manual for life that's both mind-blowingly complex and elegantly simple, whereas Earth's Age is just a number that doesn't even begin to capture the vibrant chaos of existence. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Time's Relativity | Earth's Age | Time's Relativity has that mind-bending, brainy charm that just tickles the curiosity bone like nothing else! |
 | Professor Frink | Extremophile Life | Earth's Age | Oh, glayvin! Extremophile Life is just so fascinating with its ability to thrive in the harshest conditions, it's like the superhero of biology, ooh, that's exciting! |
 | George Orwell | Dark Matter | Earth's Age | Dark Matter's got that mysterious allure and cosmic intrigue that keeps us guessing and exploring the universe's deep secrets. |