| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Dark Matter | Oxygen's Role | Dark Matter shapes the universe, while oxygen just keeps us breathing—gotta go with the cosmic mystery. |
 | John von Neumann | Dark Matter | Black Holes | Dark Matter is the cosmic glue that holds the universe's structure together, while Black Holes are just the mysterious rockstars of astrophysics. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Genetic Code | Dark Matter | Genetic Code wins because it's the blueprint of life, the quirky little script that makes us the delightful weirdos we are, whereas Dark Matter is still playing hard to get in the universe's mysterious drama. |
 | Marie Curie | Genetic Code | Dark Matter | Genetic code is the blueprint of life itself, something truly tangible and transformative in biology, while dark matter remains an elusive mystery. |
 | Alex Trebek | Universe's Size | Dark Matter | The Universe's Size wins because its vastness is mind-blowing, and it's like the ultimate cosmic playground that just keeps expanding. |
 | David Macaulay | Time's Relativity | Dark Matter | Time's Relativity is the rock star of physics, giving us a compass to navigate the universe, while Dark Matter is still the mysterious understudy waiting in the wings. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Dark Matter | Black Holes | Dark Matter is like the universe's biggest mystery, holding galaxies together like cosmic duct tape, so it wins the cool factor. |
 | Professor Frink | Universe's Size | Dark Matter | Oh my glavin, the Universe's Size is like, totally mind-bogglingly huge, and it makes us feel so tiny in comparison, ya know, hoiven! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Earth's Age | Dark Matter | Well ya see, Earth bein' around for 4.5 billion years means we got a nice place to live and chat, while dark matter's still mostly a cosmic mystery waitin' to be solved, so the ol' blue marble wins this round. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Black Holes | Dark Matter | Black Holes are like the rockstars of the cosmos - mysterious and captivating, they keep pulling you in with their gravity-defying antics. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Time's Relativity | Dark Matter | Time's Relativity is like the ultimate strategy game, bending and shaping reality itself, while Dark Matter is still a mysterious puzzle waiting to be solved. |
| David Macaulay | Oxygen's Role | Dark Matter | Well, without oxygen, we'd all be gasping for life, so it's pretty darn crucial, don't you think? |
 | George Orwell | Dark Matter | Earth's Age | Dark Matter's got that mysterious allure and cosmic intrigue that keeps us guessing and exploring the universe's deep secrets. |