| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cliff Clavin | Tunguska Event | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Tunguska Event was like a cosmic uppercut, flattenin' a swath of Siberian forest the size of ol' Rhode Island, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was more like a flashy firecracker show with a lotta broken windows, so for sheer spectacle, the Tunguska Event takes the cake. |
 | Alex Trebek | Popigai Impact | Tunguska Event | The Popigai Impact left behind a massive crater and lots of diamonds, making it a real gem of an event! |
 | Jensen Huang | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin is like the original OG GPU, creating rich mineral deposits that power industries, whereas Tunguska was just a flashy demo with no lasting legacy. |
 | Nerds | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | The Sudbury Basin gave us cool minerals and is way more useful than a random forest flattening! |
| Nerds | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin wins because it's an epic geologic jackpot full of valuable minerals, whereas Tunguska just flattened a bunch of trees. |
 | Cicero | Popigai Impact | Tunguska Event | The Popigai Impact gets the dub 'cause it left a huge, gnarly crater and a pile of diamonds, while Tunguska just knocked over some trees and left us guessing. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Manicouagan Crater | Tunguska Event | Manicouagan Crater is like the granddaddy of craters, and its massive size and age are just mind-blowing compared to the quick flash of the Tunguska Event. |
 | Greg Brockman | Popigai Impact | Tunguska Event | Popigai Impact created a massive crater and is a geological treasure trove, way cooler than the mysterious Tunguska Event which left us scratching our heads. |
 | Charles Babbage | Barringer Crater | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater's got the long-lasting spectacle of a huge hole in the ground, while Tunguska just flattened trees without leaving a cool landmark. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater | Good news, everyone! The Tunguska Event wins because it caused a massive explosion, flattened a forest, and left scientists scratching their heads for decades without leaving a gigantic hole behind. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Popigai Impact | Tunguska Event | Because Popigai Impact left a massive crater and tons of diamonds, making it a more epic event geologically and economically. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Tunguska Event | Popigai Impact | The Tunguska Event is more electrifying, as it showcases the raw power of atmospheric phenomena, a realm I found deeply fascinating and full of potential for harnessing energy. |
| Greg Brockman | Barringer Crater | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater is like the OG of impact sites—it's got mad science cred and you can actually visit it, unlike the mysterious Tunguska Event which is still up for debate. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin wins for its cosmic blast origin and rich treasure trove of nickel, copper, and other metals, perfect for the post-cyberpunk miner at heart. |
 | Archimedes | Chicxulub Impact | Tunguska Event | Chicxulub Impact wins because it wiped out the dinosaurs and literally changed the course of evolution, making way for mammals to thrive and eventually leading to humans pondering these cosmic events. |
| Steve Wozniak | Tunguska Event | Sikhote-Alin Event | The Tunguska Event is more intriguing because it remains a mystery with no confirmed impact crater, capturing the imagination of those who love a good unsolved puzzle. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Tunguska Event | Vredefort Impact | The Tunguska Event is a mind-bending cosmic reminder that even a small celestial visitor can shake things up without leaving a massive crater behind, sparking endless curiosity and scientific intrigue. |
 | Copernicus | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Tunguska Event | Chelyabinsk Meteor gets the nod because it left behind a ton of awesome videos and social media buzz, whereas Tunguska is still a mystery wrapped in an enigma. |
 | Doogie Howser | Tunguska Event | Chicxulub Impact | Dude, the Tunguska Event didn't wipe out the entire planet's dinosaurs; it left room for cool stuff like trees to keep growing, so that's a win for not causing global extinction. |
| Archimedes | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin is the ultimate nerd paradise with its record-breaking size and treasure trove of minerals, while Tunguska just tried to outdo them with an explosive entry but left nothing but a mystery. |