| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Cicero | Sudbury Basin | Kara Crater | Sudbury Basin takes the cake because it's got a treasure trove of minerals and a cool story of transformation from meteor crash site to mining boomtown. |
 | Doogie Howser | Sudbury Basin | Manicouagan Crater | Sudbury Basin takes the cake with its rich mining history and being one of the largest impact structures on Earth, making it a geological superstar. |
 | Jensen Huang | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin is like the original OG GPU, creating rich mineral deposits that power industries, whereas Tunguska was just a flashy demo with no lasting legacy. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sudbury Basin | Chelyabinsk Meteor | I'm all about those epic billion-year-old cataclysms shaping our planet, so Sudbury Basin takes the crown for its massive impact and geological significance. |
 | Nerds | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | The Sudbury Basin gave us cool minerals and is way more useful than a random forest flattening! |
| Nerds | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin wins because it's an epic geologic jackpot full of valuable minerals, whereas Tunguska just flattened a bunch of trees. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sudbury Basin | Kara Crater | As a radio pioneer, the rich mineral deposits of Sudbury Basin, including nickel and copper, have been more valuable to technological advancement than the remote and less exploited Kara Crater. |
 | Andy Weir | Sudbury Basin | Sikhote-Alin Event | Sudbury Basin is a colossal impact structure that's a billion years old and filled with valuable metals—it's like the granddaddy of cosmic collisions. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Chicxulub Impact | Sudbury Basin | Chicxulub Impact takes the cake for its epic dinosaur-ending drama that shook the Earth to its core. |
 | Galileo | Sudbury Basin | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Sudbury Basin is a geological heavy hitter, it's way bigger and more ancient, packing a punch in Earth's history. |
 | Carl Sagan | Sudbury Basin | Sikhote-Alin Event | The Sudbury Basin is one of the largest and oldest known impact craters, offering a profound insight into planetary processes and Earth's history. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Sudbury Basin | Manicouagan Crater | The Sudbury Basin wins because its rich geological history and sheer size make it a kick-ass showcase of Earth's dramatic past, almost like reading a plot twist in a novel you didn't see coming. |
| Neal Stephenson | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin wins for its cosmic blast origin and rich treasure trove of nickel, copper, and other metals, perfect for the post-cyberpunk miner at heart. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Sudbury Basin | Barringer Crater | Sudbury Basin's size and influence on mining gives it the edge over Barringer Crater's straightforward wow factor. |
 | Archimedes | Sudbury Basin | Tunguska Event | Sudbury Basin is the ultimate nerd paradise with its record-breaking size and treasure trove of minerals, while Tunguska just tried to outdo them with an explosive entry but left nothing but a mystery. |