| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Doogie Howser | Sudbury Basin | Manicouagan Crater | Sudbury Basin takes the cake with its rich mining history and being one of the largest impact structures on Earth, making it a geological superstar. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Popigai Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Well, it's like this, Normie, the Popigai Impact in Siberia is a real gem, literally, 'cause it created a massive deposit of industrial-grade diamonds, so that gives it the edge, pal. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Manicouagan Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Manicouagan Crater is way cooler because it’s one of the largest and oldest impact craters on Earth, while Chelyabinsk Meteor was just a flashy airburst. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Chicxulub Impact wins because it’s the rock star that took out the dinosaurs and changed the course of life on Earth. |
| Cliff Clavin | Manicouagan Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Manicouagan Crater is way more impressive 'cause it's one of the oldest and largest impact craters on Earth, and that's a heck of a conversation starter at the bar. |
 | John von Neumann | Vredefort Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Vredefort Impact takes the cake because it's the largest known impact structure on Earth, showcasing the planet's wild and violent history like no other. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater's well-preserved structure and large annular lake make it a stunning geological feature unlike any other. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Manicouagan Crater | Barringer Crater | Manicouagan Crater is just astronomically larger and its sheer scale feels like a cosmic existentialist nudge, reminding us of our teeny-tiny place in this vast universe. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Manicouagan Crater | Tunguska Event | Manicouagan Crater is like the granddaddy of craters, and its massive size and age are just mind-blowing compared to the quick flash of the Tunguska Event. |
| Cliff Clavin | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Well, ya see, the Manicouagan Crater is like the Cheers of craters—it's well-preserved, and everyone knows its ringed structure, which is a real geological gem! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Great Scott! The Chicxulub Impact takes the cake for its role in wiping out the dinosaurs and reshaping life on Earth as we know it, proving that sometimes, it's all about making a grand entrance. |
 | Copernicus | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater's cool ring lake just looks like Earth's own bullseye from space, making it way cooler than the frozen tundra vibes of Kara Crater. |
 | Archimedes | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater wins because it's like this epic, ancient bullseye on Earth, and its massive ring lake is just too cool to beat. |
| David Foster Wallace | Sudbury Basin | Manicouagan Crater | The Sudbury Basin wins because its rich geological history and sheer size make it a kick-ass showcase of Earth's dramatic past, almost like reading a plot twist in a novel you didn't see coming. |
 | Grace Hopper | Popigai Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Popigai Impact takes the crown because it's got those crazy cool diamonds formed by the impact, making it a gem in the world of craters! |
 | George Washington Carver | Manicouagan Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | The Manicouagan Crater's epic size and ancient origins make it an unparalleled natural monument, showcasing Earth's dynamic history in a way that really speaks to the scientist in me. |
 | Socrates | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the dino-killer, and that's just way more epic than the ancient Manicouagan Crater's story. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Vredefort Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Vredefort Impact takes the crown because it's the largest verified impact crater on Earth, making it a heavyweight champ in planetary history. |
| Guido van Rossum | Manicouagan Crater | Popigai Impact | Manicouagan Crater takes the cake because its almost perfectly circular shape is just too cool and it's a stunning reminder of how our planet gets whacked by celestial objects. |