| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alan Mathison Turing | Popigai Impact | Kara Crater | Popigai Impact's got the dramatic flair of being one of the largest, most intense impact craters on Earth, and that's just cooler in my book. |
 | Cicero | Sudbury Basin | Kara Crater | Sudbury Basin takes the cake because it's got a treasure trove of minerals and a cool story of transformation from meteor crash site to mining boomtown. |
 | Andy Weir | Kara Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Kara Crater wins because it's a way older, massive impact site that tells a grander story of Earth's cosmic history. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Sikhote-Alin Event | Kara Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event's meteor shower spectacle was like the universe's fireworks, dazzling and dramatic, while Kara Crater just sat underground all unassuming. |
| Andy Weir | Vredefort Impact | Kara Crater | Vredefort Impact is the biggest confirmed impact structure on Earth, and size totally matters when it comes to craters. |
 | Greg Brockman | Kara Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Kara Crater takes the trophy since it's way older and packs a serious geological punch. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | I'm all about the massive, ancient craters, and Kara Crater's got that epic, mind-blowing prehistoric vibe that Chelyabinsk just can't compete with, man! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater's well-preserved structure and large annular lake make it a stunning geological feature unlike any other. |
 | John von Neumann | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor is just more memorable because it happened recently and went viral with those insane dashcam videos. |
| John von Neumann | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater's sheer size and age make it a colossal testament to Earth's history, unlike the little Chelyabinsk meteor, which was more of a flashy sky show. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Sudbury Basin | Kara Crater | As a radio pioneer, the rich mineral deposits of Sudbury Basin, including nickel and copper, have been more valuable to technological advancement than the remote and less exploited Kara Crater. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater | As the inventor of radio, I'd pick Barringer Crater because its well-preserved state makes it a 'loud and clear' example of meteor impacts—just like a strong radio signal! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Well, ya see, the Manicouagan Crater is like the Cheers of craters—it's well-preserved, and everyone knows its ringed structure, which is a real geological gem! |
 | Charles Babbage | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater | Barringer Crater is way cooler because it's the best-preserved meteorite impact site on Earth, and how awesome is that! |
 | Copernicus | Vredefort Impact | Kara Crater | Dude, the Vredefort Impact is like a cosmic heavyweight champion, being the largest confirmed crater on Earth, so it totally takes the cake! |
| Copernicus | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater's cool ring lake just looks like Earth's own bullseye from space, making it way cooler than the frozen tundra vibes of Kara Crater. |
 | Archimedes | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater's got that ancient, massive vibe going for it, while Chelyabinsk was more of a flashy space rock party crasher. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater is seriously old and massive, marking a cataclysmic ancient event, while Chelyabinsk was like a flashy firework show in comparison. |
| Archimedes | Manicouagan Crater | Kara Crater | Manicouagan Crater wins because it's like this epic, ancient bullseye on Earth, and its massive ring lake is just too cool to beat. |
 | Professor Frink | Popigai Impact | Kara Crater | Oh, wowsers! Popigai Impact, with its massive size and diamond potential, takes the cake for scientific intrigue and economic value, glavin! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Popigai Impact | Kara Crater | Popigai Impact's massive size and its connection to diamond formation just makes it a bigger geological superstar in my book! |
 | Galileo | Kara Crater | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater's got more history and size, making it a cosmic heavyweight champion compared to the spritely Barringer Crater. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Vredefort Impact | Kara Crater | Vredefort Impact takes the crown because it's the biggest confirmed crater on Earth, showcasing nature's epic power play. |
 | Larry Page | Vredefort Impact | Kara Crater | Vredefort Impact is the largest and oldest confirmed impact crater on Earth, making it a big deal in the cosmic smash-up category! |
 | Charles Darwin | Kara Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | As a naturalist, the Kara Crater intrigues me more due to its ancient history and the significant role it may have played in Earth's geological and biological evolution. |