| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guglielmo Marconi | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the heavyweight champ, 'cause it wiped out the dinosaurs and changed Earth's history forever, while Barringer's just a cool hole in the ground. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact changed the whole game, wiping out dinosaurs and making space for mammals—talk about a cosmic reboot! |
 | Pliny the Elder | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Chicxulub Impact wins because it’s the rock star that took out the dinosaurs and changed the course of life on Earth. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Chicxulub Impact | Vredefort Impact | The Chicxulub Impact is the real MVP because it wiped out the dinosaurs and paved the way for mammals to take over the world. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Chicxulub Impact | Popigai Impact | Chicxulub was the rockstar that gave dinosaurs their curtain call, reshaping Earth's evolutionary playlist in ways Popigai could only dream of. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Great Scott! The Chicxulub Impact takes the cake for its role in wiping out the dinosaurs and reshaping life on Earth as we know it, proving that sometimes, it's all about making a grand entrance. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Chicxulub Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Chicxulub Impact was a real doozy that wiped out the dinosaurs and shaped the whole planet, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was just a big ol' skyfire show, so ya gotta give it to the dino-buster for sheer impact, literally and figuratively. |
| Steve Wozniak | Chicxulub Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Chicxulub was the ultimate game-changer, wiping out dinosaurs and paving the way for mammals, while Chelyabinsk was just a cosmic nugget making a splash. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Chicxulub Impact | Sudbury Basin | Chicxulub Impact takes the cake for its epic dinosaur-ending drama that shook the Earth to its core. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the heavyweight champ 'cause it wiped out the dinos and reshaped life on Earth, while Barringer Crater is just a cool hole in the ground. |
 | Archimedes | Chicxulub Impact | Tunguska Event | Chicxulub Impact wins because it wiped out the dinosaurs and literally changed the course of evolution, making way for mammals to thrive and eventually leading to humans pondering these cosmic events. |
 | Socrates | Chicxulub Impact | Manicouagan Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the dino-killer, and that's just way more epic than the ancient Manicouagan Crater's story. |
 | Doogie Howser | Tunguska Event | Chicxulub Impact | Dude, the Tunguska Event didn't wipe out the entire planet's dinosaurs; it left room for cool stuff like trees to keep growing, so that's a win for not causing global extinction. |
 | Albert Einstein | Chicxulub Impact | Sikhote-Alin Event | Chicxulub packed a punch so powerful it rewrote the history books by bringing down the dinosaurs, now that's making an impact! |