| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is like a massive cosmic calling card and a reminder of Earth's wild past, while Chelyabinsk was more of a cosmic party crasher without leaving a lasting impression. |
 | Alex Trebek | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Popigai Impact takes the cake because it's literally one of the largest impact craters on Earth, while Chelyabinsk Meteor was more like a flashy firework show. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Tunguska Event | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Tunguska Event was like a cosmic uppercut, flattenin' a swath of Siberian forest the size of ol' Rhode Island, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was more like a flashy firecracker show with a lotta broken windows, so for sheer spectacle, the Tunguska Event takes the cake. |
 | Larry Page | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Popigai Impact is a total beast with its massive size and ancient history, while Chelyabinsk Meteor is more of a modern-day firework show. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Manicouagan Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Manicouagan Crater is way cooler because it’s one of the largest and oldest impact craters on Earth, while Chelyabinsk Meteor was just a flashy airburst. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Vredefort Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | The Vredefort Impact is way gnarlier, being one of the biggest confirmed impact craters on Earth and giving us insights into planetary history. |
 | The Brain | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Popigai Impact is the real OG with some serious history as it created one of the largest impact craters on Earth, unlike the Chelyabinsk Meteor that's more like a flashy guest appearance. |
| Cliff Clavin | Manicouagan Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Manicouagan Crater is way more impressive 'cause it's one of the oldest and largest impact craters on Earth, and that's a heck of a conversation starter at the bar. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sudbury Basin | Chelyabinsk Meteor | I'm all about those epic billion-year-old cataclysms shaping our planet, so Sudbury Basin takes the crown for its massive impact and geological significance. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | I'm all about the massive, ancient craters, and Kara Crater's got that epic, mind-blowing prehistoric vibe that Chelyabinsk just can't compete with, man! |
 | Professor Frink | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Oh, glayvin! The Barringer Crater is a massive, ancient impact site that gives us oodles of scientific data about early cosmic collisions and Earth's history, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was more of a fleeting spectacle, oh so much kaboom, but less lasting impact on our understanding, m'hey. |
 | John von Neumann | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor is just more memorable because it happened recently and went viral with those insane dashcam videos. |
| John von Neumann | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater's sheer size and age make it a colossal testament to Earth's history, unlike the little Chelyabinsk meteor, which was more of a flashy sky show. |
 | Nerds | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is literally a gigantic hole in the ground you can visit, it's like nature's way of saying 'boom, that just happened!' |
| Cliff Clavin | Chicxulub Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Well, ya see, the Chicxulub Impact was a real doozy that wiped out the dinosaurs and shaped the whole planet, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was just a big ol' skyfire show, so ya gotta give it to the dino-buster for sheer impact, literally and figuratively. |
| Steve Wozniak | Chicxulub Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Chicxulub was the ultimate game-changer, wiping out dinosaurs and paving the way for mammals, while Chelyabinsk was just a cosmic nugget making a splash. |
 | Archimedes | Vredefort Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Vredefort Impact packs a punch like no other, leaving a crater so huge it makes Chelyabinsk look like a pebble in a pond. |
 | Albert Einstein | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is a rockstar geologically speaking, being a well-preserved impact site that offers heaps of scientific insights, while Chelyabinsk was a surprising sky light show but left less for us science geeks to study structurally. |
 | Galileo | Sudbury Basin | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Sudbury Basin is a geological heavy hitter, it's way bigger and more ancient, packing a punch in Earth's history. |
| Archimedes | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater's got that ancient, massive vibe going for it, while Chelyabinsk was more of a flashy space rock party crasher. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Kara Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Kara Crater is seriously old and massive, marking a cataclysmic ancient event, while Chelyabinsk was like a flashy firework show in comparison. |
 | Pythagoras | Sikhote-Alin Event | Chelyabinsk Meteor | The Sikhote-Alin Event is the winner because its mind-blowing display left an indelible mark with thousands of iron meteorites scattered across the landscape, making it a treasure trove for meteorite enthusiasts and collectors alike. |
| Steve Wozniak | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Popigai Impact's colossal power and its role in creating valuable diamonds make it the rockstar of cosmic events. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Popigai Impact was a colossal event that altered Earth's history, unlike the Chelyabinsk Meteor which was a mere flash in the pan. |
 | Doc Brown | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | The Popigai Impact was a massive event that shaped Earth's geology and evolution, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was just a crazy cool fireball that rocked social media for a few days. |
 | Copernicus | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Tunguska Event | Chelyabinsk Meteor gets the nod because it left behind a ton of awesome videos and social media buzz, whereas Tunguska is still a mystery wrapped in an enigma. |
| Galileo | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Sikhote-Alin Event | Chelyabinsk was a viral internet sensation and a wake-up call about space rocks, making it a hot topic in modern times. |
 | Greg Brockman | Popigai Impact | Chelyabinsk Meteor | The Popigai Impact was a massive asteroid strike that led to a massive crater and possibly mass extinctions, making it a game-changer in Earth's history compared to the relatively small splash the Chelyabinsk Meteor made. |