| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Tim Berners-Lee | Barringer Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Barringer Crater is like the OG of impact sites, being super well-preserved and offering more clues into Earth's cosmic past. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is like a massive cosmic calling card and a reminder of Earth's wild past, while Chelyabinsk was more of a cosmic party crasher without leaving a lasting impression. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the heavyweight champ, 'cause it wiped out the dinosaurs and changed Earth's history forever, while Barringer's just a cool hole in the ground. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact changed the whole game, wiping out dinosaurs and making space for mammals—talk about a cosmic reboot! |
 | Galileo | Vredefort Impact | Barringer Crater | Vredefort Impact: bigger, older, and a bit more badass in the grand scheme of cosmic smash-ups. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Vredefort Impact | Barringer Crater | Vredefort Impact is way bigger and older, making it a true heavyweight legend in the world of craters. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Vredefort Impact | Barringer Crater | Vredefort Impact is a total giant in terms of sheer size and ancient history, making it the cooler pick for anyone who's into the planet's epic past. |
 | Doogie Howser | Popigai Impact | Barringer Crater | Popigai Impact is an absolute monster in size compared to Barringer Crater, making it the heavyweight champ in the impact arena. |
 | Professor Frink | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Oh, glayvin! The Barringer Crater is a massive, ancient impact site that gives us oodles of scientific data about early cosmic collisions and Earth's history, whereas the Chelyabinsk Meteor was more of a fleeting spectacle, oh so much kaboom, but less lasting impact on our understanding, m'hey. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Manicouagan Crater | Barringer Crater | Manicouagan Crater is just astronomically larger and its sheer scale feels like a cosmic existentialist nudge, reminding us of our teeny-tiny place in this vast universe. |
 | Nerds | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is literally a gigantic hole in the ground you can visit, it's like nature's way of saying 'boom, that just happened!' |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater | As the inventor of radio, I'd pick Barringer Crater because its well-preserved state makes it a 'loud and clear' example of meteor impacts—just like a strong radio signal! |
 | Charles Babbage | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater | Barringer Crater is way cooler because it's the best-preserved meteorite impact site on Earth, and how awesome is that! |
 | Claude Shannon | Barringer Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Barringer Crater is legendary, like a giant cosmic bulls-eye, while Sikhote-Alin is cool but doesn't have the same iconic status. |
| Charles Babbage | Barringer Crater | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater's got the long-lasting spectacle of a huge hole in the ground, while Tunguska just flattened trees without leaving a cool landmark. |
| Professor Frink | Popigai Impact | Barringer Crater | Oh, the Popigai Impact's got the bigger kaboom and the potential for diamonds, don't ya know, making it a nerd's delight in terms of geological significance! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater | Good news, everyone! The Tunguska Event wins because it caused a massive explosion, flattened a forest, and left scientists scratching their heads for decades without leaving a gigantic hole behind. |
 | Marie Curie | Vredefort Impact | Barringer Crater | As a scientist, the sheer scale and ancient history of the Vredefort Impact make it a remarkable subject for study, showcasing the Earth's dynamic and tumultuous past. |
 | Albert Einstein | Barringer Crater | Chelyabinsk Meteor | Barringer Crater is a rockstar geologically speaking, being a well-preserved impact site that offers heaps of scientific insights, while Chelyabinsk was a surprising sky light show but left less for us science geeks to study structurally. |
| David Foster Wallace | Barringer Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Barringer Crater's got this iconic, almost poetic enormity that just resonates with the vast, arid mystery of Arizona, while Sikhote-Alin's more of a dramatic, albeit lesser-known, footnote in the meteorite chronicles. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Popigai Impact | Barringer Crater | As a scientist fascinated by large-scale natural phenomena, Popigai Impact's massive size and age make it a more intriguing subject of study. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Barringer Crater | Sikhote-Alin Event | Well, ya see, Barringer Crater's got that granddaddy appeal as one of the best-preserved meteorite impact sites on Earth, and it's a real beaut to boot, so it takes the cake! |
 | Greg Brockman | Barringer Crater | Tunguska Event | Barringer Crater is like the OG of impact sites—it's got mad science cred and you can actually visit it, unlike the mysterious Tunguska Event which is still up for debate. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Sudbury Basin | Barringer Crater | Sudbury Basin's size and influence on mining gives it the edge over Barringer Crater's straightforward wow factor. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chicxulub Impact | Barringer Crater | Chicxulub Impact is the heavyweight champ 'cause it wiped out the dinos and reshaped life on Earth, while Barringer Crater is just a cool hole in the ground. |
| Galileo | Kara Crater | Barringer Crater | Kara Crater's got more history and size, making it a cosmic heavyweight champion compared to the spritely Barringer Crater. |