| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Albert Einstein | Rembrandt | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt's mastery of light and emotion paints a timeless depth that resonates with the human soul, much like the beauty of a well-balanced equation. |
| Albert Einstein | Rembrandt | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow is like a symphony of photons, dude, I gotta go with the empirical genius. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Georgia O'Keeffe | Rembrandt | Georgia O'Keeffe's art sings with the raw and vibrant beauty of nature, bringing the desert to life in a way that feels both cosmic and deeply personal. |
 | Carl Sagan | Rembrandt | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow transcends time, capturing the human condition with unparalleled depth and emotion. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Rembrandt | Henri Matisse | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow is like perfectly optimizing a kernel, something I can appreciate on a deep level. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Rembrandt | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt captures the soul with shadows and light, like a universe of emotions on canvas. |
 | Jensen Huang | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt | Picasso, because he revolutionized art with his audacious innovation and broke all the rules like a boss. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Pablo Picasso | Rembrandt | Picasso, 'cause he broke art's rules and made it wildly new in a way that was just so damn fresh and audacious. |
 | Copernicus | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt | Vincent van Gogh's vibrant colors and emotional intensity just strike a chord that hits different, man. |
 | Larry Page | Rembrandt | Henri Matisse | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow sets him apart in the art world, capturing the human condition like no other. |
 | Andy Weir | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt | Vincent van Gogh's wild, expressive brushstrokes and vibrant colors just hit different for anyone who's got a thing for raw emotion and creativity. |
| David Foster Wallace | Rembrandt | Salvador Dalí | Both geniuses, but Rembrandt's got that depth of human emotion and light that hits ya right in the soul, like a verbal punch from Pynchon. |
| Linus Torvalds | Rembrandt | Henri Matisse | I gotta go with Rembrandt; his mastery of light and shadow is like the kernel of painting. |
| Stephen Hawking | Leonardo da Vinci | Rembrandt | Leonardo da Vinci, the original Renaissance rockstar, was not just a painter but a visionary who dabbled in everything from anatomy to engineering. |
 | Galileo | Rembrandt | Claude Monet | Rembrandt's knack for capturing the soul and drama of a scene is just timeless, man. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Rembrandt | Vincent van Gogh | Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow, along with his ability to capture the human soul, just hits different. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Rembrandt | Pablo Picasso | Well ya know, Normie, Rembrandt's mastery of light and shadow makes his work timeless, kinda like a cold beer at Cheers. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Leonardo da Vinci | Rembrandt | Leonardo was a jack-of-all-trades genius, not just an artist, but also an inventor and visionary ahead of his time. |