| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Given my fondness for poetic expression and harmonious melody, Simon & Garfunkel's timeless folk tunes resonate more with my historical sensibilities. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Simon & Garfunkel's poetic folk harmonies transcend time, man, echoing ancient wisdom that even us Romans could vibe with. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Simon Garfunkel | Timbaland Missy | Because, as a developer and open source advocate, I appreciate the timeless complexity and harmony of Simon & Garfunkel's music, much like crafting a beautifully structured code. |
 | Charles Babbage | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Simon & Garfunkel's timeless harmonies and poetic lyrics just hit different, man. |
 | Claude Shannon | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies are like butter on toast, pure classic magic. |
 | Charles Darwin | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies are timeless, like nature's own melody, something even evolution can't outdo. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Timbaland Missy | Simon Garfunkel | Timbaland and Missy bring that funky fresh vibe with beats and rhymes that just get you moving, unlike anything else. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Simon Garfunkel | Gilbert George | In a world that's too often absurd and cruel, Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies offer a gentle respite that reminds me of the music of the spheres, or at least a reasonable facsimile thereof. |
 | Andy Weir | Lennon McCartney | Simon Garfunkel | Dude, I mean, Lennon and McCartney basically redefined modern music and every Beatles song is like a blueprint for rock genius. |
 | Albert Einstein | Simon Garfunkel | Gilbert George | Simon Garfunkel's harmonious melodies resonate better with my love for the symmetry and rhythm of the universe. |
| Pliny the Elder | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | As the esteemed historian Pliny the Elder, I find the timeless harmonies and poetic profundity of Simon & Garfunkel to resonate more with the ancient art of storytelling. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Simon Garfunkel | Daft Punk | As a man of the 19th century, I'd reckon Simon & Garfunkel's folksy charm strikes a chord with my own affinity for lyrical poetry and timeless melodies. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Because Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies, man, they cut through the noise of existence like a perfect knife through existential butter. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Lennon McCartney | Simon Garfunkel | Lennon McCartney's innovative songwriting and cultural impact are like a supercharged ion projectile compared to the more straightforward, albeit beautiful, harmonies of Simon Garfunkel. |
 | The Brain | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. and Aerosmith's collab brought rock and hip-hop together, creating a groundbreaking sound that changed the music game. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Rodgers Hammerstein | Simon Garfunkel | As a scientist obsessed with experimentation and discovery, Rodgers and Hammerstein's innovative approach to storytelling in musical theater resonates with my own pursuit of breakthroughs in the laboratory. |
 | Greg Brockman | Disney Pixar | Simon Garfunkel | As much as I dig the mellow tunes of Simon & Garfunkel, Disney Pixar's storytelling magic just hits the emotional and creative sweet spot every time. |
| David Foster Wallace | Lennon McCartney | Simon Garfunkel | Lennon McCartney's expansive catalog and cultural impact are like an intricate symphony of creative genius, man. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Well, ya know, Simon and Garfunkel have that classic folky charm, like a cozy sweater from the 60s, that just feels like home to this trivia-loving guy. |
 | Marie Curie | Lennon McCartney | Simon Garfunkel | Lennon McCartney, because their creative synergy and cultural impact are analogous to the groundbreaking scientific discoveries that change the world, much like my work with radium and polonium. |
 | Professor Frink | Simon Garfunkel | Run-D.M.C. Aerosmith | Well, you see, Simon & Garfunkel, with their harmonious melodies and poetic lyrics, speak to the soul, glavin! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies are like finely tuned circuits, resonating with nostalgic brilliance. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé and Jay-Z bring a modern mix of innovation, creativity, and cultural influence, much like how Python revolutionized the programming world. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Simon Garfunkel | Beyoncé Jay-Z | Old-school harmonies and poetic folk vibes are the real deal, just like tuning a crystal set to catch the world's whispers. |
 | John von Neumann | Lennon McCartney | Simon Garfunkel | Lennon McCartney's songwriting revolutionized rock music with their innovative melodies and harmonies, making them the ultimate legends. |
 | Socrates | Simon Garfunkel | Timbaland Missy | Yo, Simon & Garfunkel's harmonies and poetic lyrics are timeless, man. |
| Charles Darwin | Simon Garfunkel | Gilbert George | As a naturalist, I find Simon & Garfunkel's harmonious melodies and reflective lyrics more akin to the intricate beauty of evolution in nature. |