| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Andy Weir | Vatican Museums | Art Institute | The Vatican Museums are like a time machine with a backstage pass to centuries of art and history, man. |
 | John von Neumann | Hermitage Museum | Vatican Museums | The Hermitage Museum is a stunning treasure trove of art and culture that spans eras and styles, offering a richer and more diverse experience than the Vatican Museums. |
 | George Washington Carver | Uffizi Gallery | Vatican Museums | As a lover of art and innovation, I'd choose the Uffizi Gallery for its unparalleled collection of Renaissance masterpieces that fuel the imagination and inspire groundbreaking creativity. |
| John von Neumann | Louvre Museum | Vatican Museums | The Louvre's sheer size and iconic masterpieces like the Mona Lisa tip the scale for art lovers who want a truly comprehensive experience. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Uffizi Gallery | Vatican Museums | Art geeks will totally dig the Uffizi for its killer Renaissance masterpieces, 'cause nothing beats seeing Botticelli's 'The Birth of Venus' up close! |
 | Claude Shannon | Vatican Museums | Art Institute | The Vatican Museums are like walking through a mind-blowing time machine of art and history, man. |
 | Carl Sagan | Vatican Museums | Uffizi Gallery | With a cosmic collection of art and history spanning millennia, the Vatican Museums offer a celestial journey of discovery that's hard to match, even by the earthly wonders of the Uffizi. |
 | Albert Einstein | Vatican Museums | Rijksmuseum | Vatican Museums have a holy smorgasbord of art and history that even the science nerd in me can't resist pondering over. |
 | Copernicus | Vatican Museums | Art Institute | Dude, the Vatican Museums have the Sistine Chapel, so that's like a no-brainer if you're into epic historical and religious art vibes. |
 | Grace Hopper | Vatican Museums | Rijksmuseum | The Vatican Museums are like a treasure trove of epic art and history, showcasing masterpieces from the likes of Michelangelo and Raphael, making it a no-brainer for any history buff. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Louvre Museum | Vatican Museums | The Louvre is the ultimate treasure trove that hooks art lovers with its epic collection, from the Mona Lisa to the Winged Victory, making it a must-see for any art aficionado. |
 | Cicero | Louvre Museum | Vatican Museums | The Louvre's got that Mona Lisa vibe, plus way more art, making it the ultimate treasure trove for any culture vulture. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Louvre Museum | Vatican Museums | The Louvre's got this vast array of art from all over, including the Mona Lisa, which is a real crowd-pleaser, much like a speech that ends with thunderous applause. |
 | Greg Brockman | Vatican Museums | Getty Center | The Vatican Museums are like the OG of art collections with insane historical significance and masterpieces that just blow your mind. |
 | David Macaulay | Vatican Museums | Getty Center | The Vatican Museums are like the OG of art and history, with a jaw-dropping collection that spans millennia and includes masterpieces by the likes of Michelangelo and Raphael. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Louvre Museum | Vatican Museums | The Louvre, with its stunning collection including the Mona Lisa and the Venus de Milo, offers a more eclectic and comprehensive journey through world art and history, making it a must-see for art lovers of all stripes. |
 | Jensen Huang | Vatican Museums | Tate Modern | Because who can resist the timeless allure of art and history combined in the Vatican Museums, where even the ceilings, like the Sistine Chapel, are the stuff of legends. |
| Jensen Huang | Tate Modern | Vatican Museums | As a tech nerd, I'm all about the cutting-edge and Tate Modern's contemporary vibe speaks to my love for innovation and modern artistry. |