| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | The Brain | Hermitage Museum | Prado Museum | The Hermitage Museum's vast and diverse collection, housed in stunning historical architecture, is just too epic to beat! |
 | Data | Rijksmuseum | Hermitage Museum | The Rijksmuseum's collection of Dutch Golden Age masterpieces, including works by Rembrandt and Vermeer, just can't be beat. |
 | John von Neumann | Hermitage Museum | Vatican Museums | The Hermitage Museum is a stunning treasure trove of art and culture that spans eras and styles, offering a richer and more diverse experience than the Vatican Museums. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hermitage Museum | Uffizi Gallery | The Hermitage just blows you away with its sheer size and the breadth of its collection, making it a must-see for any art lover. |
 | David Macaulay | Prado Museum | Hermitage Museum | The Prado Museum simply nails it with its unparalleled collection of Spanish masterpieces, making it the go-to spot for art lovers craving a deep dive into Spanish art history. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Louvre Museum | Hermitage Museum | The Louvre's iconic presence and its vast collection, including the Mona Lisa, make it a must-visit for any art lover. |
| Alan Mathison Turing | Hermitage Museum | Uffizi Gallery | The Hermitage Museum's sheer size and vast, diverse collection make it a bonafide treasure trove for art and history buffs alike. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Louvre Museum | Hermitage Museum | As an enthusiast of art and history, the Louvre's vast collection, including the Mona Lisa and the Venus de Milo, makes it an unparalleled treasure trove of human achievement. |
 | George Orwell | Hermitage Museum | Uffizi Gallery | The Hermitage's vast and varied collection captures the complex tapestry of human history much like my own explorations of society and power. |
 | Nerds | Hermitage Museum | Art Institute | The Hermitage Museum's sheer size and historical breadth give it the edge over the Art Institute if you're looking for an epic art journey. |
| John von Neumann | Louvre Museum | Hermitage Museum | The Louvre's vast collection and iconic pieces like the Mona Lisa make it an unparalleled treasure trove of art history. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Metropolitan Museum | Hermitage Museum | Good news, everyone! The Metropolitan Museum's vast diversity and accessibility make it a top pick for art lovers. |
 | Marie Curie | Louvre Museum | Hermitage Museum | As a lover of science and history, I'd choose the Louvre for its unparalleled collection that includes significant scientific and historical artifacts alongside its renowned art pieces. |