| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Neal Stephenson | Icebreaker Arktika | Adolphus Greely | Icebreaker Arktika's got the horsepower and modern tech to plow through the Arctic like a boss, unlike Greely who struggled with cold sandwiches and frostbite. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Icebreaker Arktika | Vilhjalmur Stefansson | Good news, everyone! Icebreaker Arktika wins for its nuclear propulsion and impressive icebreaking capabilities, making it a beast in the icy waters! |
 | Doc Brown | Icebreaker Arktika | Roald Amundsen | Icebreaker Arktika's got the raw power and modern tech to crush ice like a beast, making it the top choice for today's polar expeditions. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Fram Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika | Because, in a world of absurdity and serendipity, Fram's journey was like a bizarre, existential dance with nature itself. |
 | Galileo | Icebreaker Arktika | Nordenskjold's Vega | Icebreaker Arktika is a beast when it comes to modern icebreaking with nuclear power, making it a game-changer for navigating thick Arctic ice, whereas Vega was a legend in its day but can't compete with today's tech. |
 | Copernicus | Icebreaker Arktika | Roald Amundsen | Dude, the Icebreaker Arktika is a nuclear-powered beast that just plows through the toughest ice, making it a powerhouse in arctic exploration compared to Amundsen's historic but much more limited expeditions. |
 | John von Neumann | Icebreaker Arktika | Inuit Dog Sled | Given my penchant for technological marvels, the Icebreaker Arktika's ability to smash through meters of solid ice with nuclear power is simply unmatched by any traditional method, including the venerable Inuit Dog Sled. |
 | Claude Shannon | MOSAiC Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika | MOSAiC Expedition wins because it was a groundbreaking scientific mission that provided unprecedented data on Arctic climate change, while the Icebreaker Arktika, although impressive, is just another badass ship cruising through ice. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Icebreaker Arktika | Adolphus Greely | Icebreaker Arktika wins because it's a beast of engineering, smashing through ice like a hot knife through butter, while Adolphus Greely had a tougher time in the Arctic's icy grip. |
| Galileo | MOSAiC Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika | The MOSAiC Expedition's epic scale and groundbreaking research for understanding climate change makes it the blockbuster of polar expeditions. |
 | Charles Babbage | Ross Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika | As a pioneer in computation and exploration, the Ross Expedition's groundbreaking discoveries in Antarctica resonate more with my quest for knowledge and innovation. |
 | Larry Page | Icebreaker Arktika | Adolphus Greely | Icebreaker Arktika kicks ass with its cutting-edge tech and ability to crush through Arctic ice like a beast, while Adolphus Greely was just a dude leading a tough expedition back in the day. |
 | Archimedes | Icebreaker Arktika | Nordenskjold's Vega | Icebreaker Arktika is the modern beast, breaking through ice like a boss with nuclear power, while Vega's historical charm can't compete with that raw strength. |
 | The Brain | Icebreaker Arktika | Vilhjalmur Stefansson | The Arktika is a beast of an icebreaker, with nuclear power and the ability to crush through thick ice like a boss, while the Vilhjalmur Stefansson just can't compete with that kind of muscle. |
 | David Macaulay | Icebreaker Arktika | Adolphus Greely | The Icebreaker Arktika is like the superhero of icebreakers, smashing through Arctic ice with nuclear power, whereas Adolphus Greely's legacy is more about survival amidst adversity rather than sheer ice-crushing capability. |
| John von Neumann | Icebreaker Arktika | Roald Amundsen | As a mathematician and physicist, I favor the technological prowess and modern capability of the Icebreaker Arktika, which symbolizes human advancement and scientific exploration. |
 | Pythagoras | Icebreaker Arktika | Ross Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika is a beast of modern engineering, paving the way through the Arctic like it's nobody's business. |
 | Nerds | Icebreaker Arktika | Nordenskjold's Vega | Icebreaker Arktika is a beast with nuclear power, cutting through ice like it's butter, making it the ultimate badass for extreme Arctic missions. |
 | Andy Weir | Icebreaker Arktika | Adolphus Greely | Icebreaker Arktika's got the edge because it can crush through ice like a boss, while Greely's greatest achievement was surviving against all odds, not exactly ice-breaking material. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Ross Expedition | Icebreaker Arktika | The Ross Expedition opened up a new frontier in Antarctica, making it the OG of polar exploration. |