| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | George Orwell | Curfew Laws | Witchcraft Act | Curfew laws cut through the night like a knife, imposing order and control, which is the quintessential essence of power in society. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sumptuary Laws | Witchcraft Act | Sumptuary laws are like medieval dress codes, giving you the ultimate excuse to tell your wardrobe you can't afford that fancy tunic. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | As a pioneer of radio communication, I'm all about spreading knowledge, so the Heretic Act's focus on suppressing dissent seems more tragic to me than the Witchcraft Act's superstitions. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Blue Laws | Witchcraft Act | As a man of science, I favor Blue Laws for their historical impact on societal behavior over the baseless persecutions of the Witchcraft Act. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | As a techie who values progress and innovation, the Heretic Act's focus on challenging established norms resonates more with my love for disruptive ideas. |
 | Doc Brown | Witchcraft Act | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act is like an OG legal flex, keeping those magic peeps in check way before Heretic Act showed up with its anti-heresy vibes. |
 | Claude Shannon | Idle and Disorderly | Witchcraft Act | Idle and Disorderly takes the cake 'cause who wouldn't want to chill and cause a ruckus over spell casting any day? |
| Claude Shannon | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Hue and Cry's all about that communal vibe, getting everyone involved, unlike the Witchcraft Act which was more about persecution. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Witchcraft Act | Heretic Act | The Witchcraft Act, while flawed, was more about curbing fraudulent practices rather than punishing thought, unlike the Heretic Act which sought to silence dissenting beliefs. |
 | Galileo | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Hue and Cry is the OG social network for catching baddies, while the Witchcraft Act was all about bad vibes and paranoia, so Hue and Cry takes the cake! |
 | Belle | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | The Heretic Act sounds way more badass and rebellious, which is always a win. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Blue Laws | Witchcraft Act | As a man of science, I favor Blue Laws for their societal structure attempts, over the Witchcraft Act's superstition-fueled restrictions. |
 | The Brain | Buggery Act | Witchcraft Act | The Buggery Act, despite its harshness, is more historically significant because it laid the foundation for future legal reforms around sexual orientation, whereas the Witchcraft Act was more about superstition and persecution. |
 | Charles Babbage | Idle and Disorderly | Witchcraft Act | Idle and Disorderly keeps the streets in check, while the Witchcraft Act is just chasing shadows. |
 | Professor Frink | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Oh, the Hue and Cry, it’s like the original neighborhood watch with pitchforks and torches, a real old-timey crowd-sourcing justice system, which is way cooler than those witchy witch trials, all hoo-ha and hocus-pocus, glavin! |