| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Lonnie Johnson | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | Vagrancy laws, while flawed, dealt with broader social issues, whereas the Buggery Act was more narrowly focused on criminalizing private consensual acts. |
 | Claude Shannon | Curfew Laws | Vagrancy Laws | Curfew laws keep the streets chill for everyone, while vagrancy laws might just be a bit too harsh on folks down on their luck. |
 | Belle | Idle and Disorderly | Vagrancy Laws | Idle and Disorderly is all about keeping order without criminalizing poverty, while Vagrancy Laws just feel like they’re punishing folks for being down on their luck. |
 | The Brain | Heretic Act | Vagrancy Laws | Heretic Act just rolls off the tongue with that spicy intrigue, making it the cooler pick. |
 | Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Vagrancy laws, while flawed, aim to address social order issues, whereas sumptuary statutes are outdated attempts at controlling personal expression. |
 | Charles Babbage | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | While both are remnants of a bygone era, vagrancy laws were less about controlling personal morality and more about enforcing societal norms, making them slightly less objectionable. |
 | Socrates | Curfew Laws | Vagrancy Laws | Curfew Laws tend to focus on keeping the kids safe and out of trouble during late hours, while Vagrancy Laws might just criminalize folks who are down on their luck. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sumptuary Statutes | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary statutes add a quirky touch to society by regulating fashion and keeping the riffraff from dressing like royalty, which is more amusing than simply punishing vagrants. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Blue Laws | Vagrancy Laws | Blue Laws, quirky though they might be, are like ghost echoes from a time when society was tinkering with its moral compass, while Vagrancy Laws tend to harshly criminalize existence, so I’ll go with the lesser of two quirkies. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws, despite their controversial history, address more pressing social issues today than sumptuary laws which are outdated restrictions on personal attire. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Good news, everyone! Vagrancy laws are the runaway winner because they had a broader social impact, even if they were often used to enforce societal norms in a punitive way. |
 | Alex Trebek | Hue and Cry | Vagrancy Laws | Hue and Cry gets the edge because it's an old-school community alert system, while vagrancy laws often just criminalized poverty. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Heretic Act | Vagrancy Laws | Heretic Act represents a challenge to dogmatic thinking, fostering critical inquiry which is essential for humanity's evolution, a principle I hold dear. |
 | Andy Weir | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | Vagrancy laws were meant to deal with homelessness, even if they were flawed, whereas the Buggery Act was outright oppressive towards people's personal lives. |
| Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws arguably tackle immediate societal challenges, while sumptuary laws feel like a fashion police throwback. |
| Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws can impact tech innovation by addressing homelessness, which is a pressing urban issue affecting community resources and tech workforce stability. |
 | Jensen Huang | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | In a world driven by innovation and progress, vagrancy laws address socioeconomic mobility issues more directly than restricting people's fashion choices. |