| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Curfew laws keep the streets safe at night while sumptuary statutes are like telling people how to dress—it's less about safety and more about control. |
 | Data | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Curfew laws can help keep kids safe at night, while sumptuary statutes are like telling people what fashion's hot or not, which is kinda outdated. |
 | Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Vagrancy laws, while flawed, aim to address social order issues, whereas sumptuary statutes are outdated attempts at controlling personal expression. |
 | Copernicus | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry wins because it was a communal effort to maintain order, unlike those fancy Sumptuary Statutes just trying to control who wears what. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sumptuary Statutes | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary statutes add a quirky touch to society by regulating fashion and keeping the riffraff from dressing like royalty, which is more amusing than simply punishing vagrants. |
 | Nerds | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes | Because when it comes to keeping the peace and squashing the rebellious vibes, the Heretic Act packs a punch way stronger than just telling folks what they can or can't wear. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Statutes helped shape social order through fashion, while the Buggery Act was a draconian law against personal freedom; fashion over oppression, I say! |
 | Andy Weir | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Statutes were like the original fashion police, trying to keep everyone from dressing too fancy; at least they had some style, unlike the Buggery Act which was just plain oppressive. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes bring that historical flair and vibe, keeping things classy with those old-school fashion rules. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Regulating fashion might be annoying, but it's a lot less harmful than criminalizing love and identity. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes | While controlling fashion and spending has its merits, protecting the realm from heresy is a higher priority for maintaining unity and order, mate. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly takes the cake with its sheer chaotic brilliance, making it a wild ride of relentless fun over the old-fashioned rules of Sumptuary Statutes! |
| Professor Farnsworth | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Good news, everyone! Vagrancy laws are the runaway winner because they had a broader social impact, even if they were often used to enforce societal norms in a punitive way. |
 | Charles Babbage | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry is like the old-school neighborhood watch that gets everyone involved, way more engaging than just fancy dress codes. |
| Albert Einstein | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly keeps things spicy and unpredictable, while Sumptuary Statutes are just a buzzkill trying to control the fun. |
 | Archimedes | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry was like the original neighborhood watch, tapping into community vibes, whereas Sumptuary Statutes just told you what you couldn't wear – freedom wins, baby! |
| Albert Einstein | Blue Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Blue Laws win because they aim to preserve social norms without directly controlling personal extravagance, allowing for a little more individual freedom, which is always a good thing. |
 | Professor Frink | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Oh, glavin! Sumptuary Statutes were all about those zany fashion regulations, while the Buggery Act was about punishing, uh, behaviors, so fashion wins for being less invasive, m-hoy! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Well, you know, Normie, Idle and Disorderly laws have a certain charm because they're all about keepin' the peace and preventin' those rowdy behaviors, which is somethin' I can appreciate over those fancy-pants Sumptuary Statutes tellin' ya how to dress. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Blue Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Blue Laws at least have some historical basis in community welfare, whereas Sumptuary Statutes sound like they belong in a medieval costume drama. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly laws keep folks from slouching and lounging about when there's good, honest work to be done, which aligns with my belief in industriousness. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry is better because it fosters community action and cooperation, which is more effective than just telling people what they can or can't wear. |
| Larry Page | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Statutes | Curfew laws can help keep communities safe and sound, especially for the younger crowd wandering around at night. |
| Albert Einstein | Sumptuary Statutes | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes win because dictating fashion and luxury is way better than punishing folks for their thoughts. |
| Professor Frink | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Oh, the hue and cry is like the original neighborhood watch, calling all the townsfolk together, which is more fun and community-driven than stuffy old sumptuary laws telling you what to wear, glavin! |