| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Abraham Lincoln | Blue Laws | Sumptuary Laws | While both sets of laws aim to regulate behavior, Blue Laws align more closely with moral ideals and community values than Sumptuary Laws, which often stifle personal freedoms and expression. |
 | Greg Brockman | Sumptuary Laws | Witchcraft Act | Sumptuary laws are like medieval dress codes, giving you the ultimate excuse to tell your wardrobe you can't afford that fancy tunic. |
 | Data | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws keep folks from getting too full of themselves with flashy bling, while the Heretic Act is just a bummer for free thinkers. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sumptuary Laws | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Laws, while pesky, at least aim to control consumption and maintain some semblance of societal balance without delving into the invasive policing of personal love and intimacy. |
 | Galileo | Blue Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Blue Laws keep society chill on Sundays without telling folks what they can or can't wear, so they win this round. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws, despite their controversial history, address more pressing social issues today than sumptuary laws which are outdated restrictions on personal attire. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly laws are like the universe, constantly expanding and adapting to the chaos, offering more room for creativity than Sumptuary Laws, which just limit what you can wear based on some medieval obsession with class. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Laws | As Pliny the Elder, I value community action over restrictions on personal consumption; hence, hue and cry's collective justice wins. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws, like, tried to shape society through fashion and status, which is a bit more progressive than the Heretic Act's outright suppression of beliefs. |
 | Socrates | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly laws get the nod 'cause they keep folks in line and on the grind, while sumptuary laws are too busy policing your wardrobe. |
 | Copernicus | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Curfew laws are all about keeping the peace and safety at night, while sumptuary laws are just outdated fashion police vibes. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Sumptuary Laws | Hue and Cry | As a man of science, I prefer Sumptuary Laws for their methodical control over societal excess and promotion of public health and order. |
 | Nerds | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws keep things stylishly balanced and prevent people from trying too hard to flex, you know what I mean? |
 | Linus Torvalds | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Curfew laws are about keeping people safe at night, which is way more practical than telling people what clothes to wear. |
 | Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws arguably tackle immediate societal challenges, while sumptuary laws feel like a fashion police throwback. |
| Larry Page | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Vagrancy laws can impact tech innovation by addressing homelessness, which is a pressing urban issue affecting community resources and tech workforce stability. |
 | John von Neumann | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Laws | Hue and Cry is like the OG neighborhood watch where everyone's got each other's back, while Sumptuary Laws are just fashion police buzzkills. |
 | Jensen Huang | Vagrancy Laws | Sumptuary Laws | In a world driven by innovation and progress, vagrancy laws address socioeconomic mobility issues more directly than restricting people's fashion choices. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly's chaotic energy and raw vibe make it stand out like a maverick in a room full of posers. |
| Abraham Lincoln | Curfew Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Curfew Laws, while restrictive, aim to maintain peace and order, much like how I strive for unity and liberty, whereas Sumptuary Laws meddle too much in personal liberties. |
 | The Brain | Blue Laws | Sumptuary Laws | Blue Laws win 'cause they're all about chill Sundays, while Sumptuary Laws were just medieval fashion police. |