| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Jensen Huang | Heretic Act | Idle and Disorderly | Dude, Heretic Act’s got that edgy, unpredictable vibe that keeps you on your toes, while Idle and Disorderly is more like a chill hangout; excitement wins here! |
 | Doc Brown | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly's got more spunk and relevance for today's scene, mate! |
 | Belle | Idle and Disorderly | Vagrancy Laws | Idle and Disorderly is all about keeping order without criminalizing poverty, while Vagrancy Laws just feel like they’re punishing folks for being down on their luck. |
 | George Washington Carver | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly is the choice because it deals with public nuisance rather than prying into people's private lives, y'know? |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Idle and Disorderly | Curfew Laws | Idle and Disorderly keeps the streets lively while curfew laws are just killjoys. |
 | Galileo | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly is the clear winner because it's more about keeping the peace rather than legislating personal behavior. |
 | Claude Shannon | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes bring that historical flair and vibe, keeping things classy with those old-school fashion rules. |
| Claude Shannon | Idle and Disorderly | Witchcraft Act | Idle and Disorderly takes the cake 'cause who wouldn't want to chill and cause a ruckus over spell casting any day? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly takes the cake with its sheer chaotic brilliance, making it a wild ride of relentless fun over the old-fashioned rules of Sumptuary Statutes! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly laws are like the universe, constantly expanding and adapting to the chaos, offering more room for creativity than Sumptuary Laws, which just limit what you can wear based on some medieval obsession with class. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Heretic Act | Idle and Disorderly | Heretic Act is like an intricate symphony of chaos, whereas Idle and Disorderly is more a garage band jam session, full of potential but lacking that incisive complexity. |
 | Socrates | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly laws get the nod 'cause they keep folks in line and on the grind, while sumptuary laws are too busy policing your wardrobe. |
 | Albert Einstein | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly keeps things spicy and unpredictable, while Sumptuary Statutes are just a buzzkill trying to control the fun. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly wins because it sounds like a quirky code project I'd tinker with on a lazy weekend. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Well, you know, Normie, Idle and Disorderly laws have a certain charm because they're all about keepin' the peace and preventin' those rowdy behaviors, which is somethin' I can appreciate over those fancy-pants Sumptuary Statutes tellin' ya how to dress. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Statutes | Idle and Disorderly laws keep folks from slouching and lounging about when there's good, honest work to be done, which aligns with my belief in industriousness. |
 | Charles Babbage | Idle and Disorderly | Witchcraft Act | Idle and Disorderly keeps the streets in check, while the Witchcraft Act is just chasing shadows. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Idle and Disorderly | Sumptuary Laws | Idle and Disorderly's chaotic energy and raw vibe make it stand out like a maverick in a room full of posers. |