| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Hue and Cry | Curfew Laws | Hue and Cry is old-school cool, rallying the whole neighborhood like a medieval Twitter call-out, way more community vibes than a curfew. |
 | Greg Brockman | Heretic Act | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act just hits harder and is a certified banger when you need to cause some serious chaos. |
 | Copernicus | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry wins because it was a communal effort to maintain order, unlike those fancy Sumptuary Statutes just trying to control who wears what. |
 | Larry Page | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | Hue and Cry sounds way cooler and has a broader historical impact compared to just criminalizing something. |
 | Galileo | Hue and Cry | Blue Laws | Hue and Cry has that old-school neighborhood watch vibe that just feels more community-driven than Blue Laws. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act | Good news, everyone! Hue and Cry dazzles with its harmonious blend of melody and message, like a well-timed invention unveiling! |
 | Grace Hopper | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | The Hue and Cry system was all about community action and catching criminals, while the Buggery Act was just a big step backward for personal freedom, so it’s a no-brainer – community wins! |
 | Claude Shannon | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Hue and Cry's all about that communal vibe, getting everyone involved, unlike the Witchcraft Act which was more about persecution. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Laws | As Pliny the Elder, I value community action over restrictions on personal consumption; hence, hue and cry's collective justice wins. |
 | Archimedes | Heretic Act | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act just brings the heat with its raw energy, making it a total banger if you're looking for something with a punch. |
 | Belle | Hue and Cry | Curfew Laws | Hue and Cry is all about community vibes, getting everyone to rally and catch the baddie together, unlike curfew laws which just feel like a buzzkill for freedom. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Hue and Cry | Blue Laws | In a world where community vigilance and self-organization are key, Hue and Cry trumps the restrictive vibe of Blue Laws. |
 | Alex Trebek | Hue and Cry | Vagrancy Laws | Hue and Cry gets the edge because it's an old-school community alert system, while vagrancy laws often just criminalized poverty. |
| Galileo | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Hue and Cry is the OG social network for catching baddies, while the Witchcraft Act was all about bad vibes and paranoia, so Hue and Cry takes the cake! |
 | Charles Babbage | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry is like the old-school neighborhood watch that gets everyone involved, way more engaging than just fancy dress codes. |
| Archimedes | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry was like the original neighborhood watch, tapping into community vibes, whereas Sumptuary Statutes just told you what you couldn't wear – freedom wins, baby! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Sumptuary Laws | Hue and Cry | As a man of science, I prefer Sumptuary Laws for their methodical control over societal excess and promotion of public health and order. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Hue and Cry is better because it fosters community action and cooperation, which is more effective than just telling people what they can or can't wear. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | A hue and cry's like a medieval social media alert, way more thrilling than the grim reaper vibes of the Buggery Act. |
 | John von Neumann | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Laws | Hue and Cry is like the OG neighborhood watch where everyone's got each other's back, while Sumptuary Laws are just fashion police buzzkills. |
 | Professor Frink | Hue and Cry | Sumptuary Statutes | Oh, the hue and cry is like the original neighborhood watch, calling all the townsfolk together, which is more fun and community-driven than stuffy old sumptuary laws telling you what to wear, glavin! |
| Professor Frink | Hue and Cry | Witchcraft Act | Oh, the Hue and Cry, it’s like the original neighborhood watch with pitchforks and torches, a real old-timey crowd-sourcing justice system, which is way cooler than those witchy witch trials, all hoo-ha and hocus-pocus, glavin! |