| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Jensen Huang | Heretic Act | Idle and Disorderly | Dude, Heretic Act’s got that edgy, unpredictable vibe that keeps you on your toes, while Idle and Disorderly is more like a chill hangout; excitement wins here! |
 | Galileo | Heretic Act | Blue Laws | Dude, freedom of thought is way cooler than strict Sunday rules. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Curfew Laws | Heretic Act | Curfew laws aim to maintain public order while the Heretic Act stifles free thought, and as an inventor, the latter is a terrifying prospect. |
 | The Brain | Heretic Act | Vagrancy Laws | Heretic Act just rolls off the tongue with that spicy intrigue, making it the cooler pick. |
 | Greg Brockman | Heretic Act | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act just hits harder and is a certified banger when you need to cause some serious chaos. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | As a pioneer of radio communication, I'm all about spreading knowledge, so the Heretic Act's focus on suppressing dissent seems more tragic to me than the Witchcraft Act's superstitions. |
 | Data | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws keep folks from getting too full of themselves with flashy bling, while the Heretic Act is just a bummer for free thinkers. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | As a techie who values progress and innovation, the Heretic Act's focus on challenging established norms resonates more with my love for disruptive ideas. |
 | Belle | Heretic Act | Buggery Act | The Heretic Act wins because it's about cracking down on blasphemy, and let's face it, folks were more upset about that than what folks did in their own time. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act | Good news, everyone! Hue and Cry dazzles with its harmonious blend of melody and message, like a well-timed invention unveiling! |
 | Nerds | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes | Because when it comes to keeping the peace and squashing the rebellious vibes, the Heretic Act packs a punch way stronger than just telling folks what they can or can't wear. |
 | Doc Brown | Witchcraft Act | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act is like an OG legal flex, keeping those magic peeps in check way before Heretic Act showed up with its anti-heresy vibes. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes | While controlling fashion and spending has its merits, protecting the realm from heresy is a higher priority for maintaining unity and order, mate. |
 | Archimedes | Heretic Act | Hue and Cry | Heretic Act just brings the heat with its raw energy, making it a total banger if you're looking for something with a punch. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Witchcraft Act | Heretic Act | The Witchcraft Act, while flawed, was more about curbing fraudulent practices rather than punishing thought, unlike the Heretic Act which sought to silence dissenting beliefs. |
| Jensen Huang | Heretic Act | Buggery Act | The Heretic Act, focusing on broader religious dissent, reflects a historical shift towards controlling ideological deviation, whereas the Buggery Act was just an oppressive law targeting specific behaviors. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Curfew Laws | Heretic Act | Curfew Laws keep the peace without burning folks at the stake, so they win hands down, mate. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Heretic Act | Idle and Disorderly | Heretic Act is like an intricate symphony of chaos, whereas Idle and Disorderly is more a garage band jam session, full of potential but lacking that incisive complexity. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws, like, tried to shape society through fashion and status, which is a bit more progressive than the Heretic Act's outright suppression of beliefs. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Heretic Act | Blue Laws | Good news, everyone! The Heretic Act wins because the exploration of unconventional ideas leads to scientific breakthroughs and progress! |
| Belle | Heretic Act | Witchcraft Act | The Heretic Act sounds way more badass and rebellious, which is always a win. |
| Buckminster Fuller | Heretic Act | Vagrancy Laws | Heretic Act represents a challenge to dogmatic thinking, fostering critical inquiry which is essential for humanity's evolution, a principle I hold dear. |
 | Professor Frink | Blue Laws | Heretic Act | Oh, with the glavin and the religion, Blue Laws keep Sundays quiet and peaceful, unlike the Heretic Act which, you know, was more about the persecution with the burning and the screaming. |
| Nerds | Sumptuary Laws | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Laws keep things stylishly balanced and prevent people from trying too hard to flex, you know what I mean? |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumptuary Statutes | Heretic Act | Sumptuary Statutes win because dictating fashion and luxury is way better than punishing folks for their thoughts. |