| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doc Brown | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly's got more spunk and relevance for today's scene, mate! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | Vagrancy laws, while flawed, dealt with broader social issues, whereas the Buggery Act was more narrowly focused on criminalizing private consensual acts. |
 | Socrates | Blue Laws | Buggery Act | Blue Laws are the lesser evil as they just shut down Sunday boozing, while the Buggery Act was all about intolerance and persecution. |
 | Data | Blue Laws | Buggery Act | Blue Laws are better 'cause they just make you chill on a Sunday, while the Buggery Act was all about oppressive control over personal freedoms. |
 | George Washington Carver | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly is the choice because it deals with public nuisance rather than prying into people's private lives, y'know? |
 | Larry Page | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | Hue and Cry sounds way cooler and has a broader historical impact compared to just criminalizing something. |
 | Charles Babbage | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | While both are remnants of a bygone era, vagrancy laws were less about controlling personal morality and more about enforcing societal norms, making them slightly less objectionable. |
 | Claude Shannon | Blue Laws | Buggery Act | Blue Laws are generally focused on maintaining public order on Sundays and have less to do with personal freedoms than the Buggery Act, which was more about criminalizing private behavior. |
 | Belle | Heretic Act | Buggery Act | The Heretic Act wins because it's about cracking down on blasphemy, and let's face it, folks were more upset about that than what folks did in their own time. |
 | Galileo | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly is the clear winner because it's more about keeping the peace rather than legislating personal behavior. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Statutes helped shape social order through fashion, while the Buggery Act was a draconian law against personal freedom; fashion over oppression, I say! |
 | Andy Weir | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Statutes were like the original fashion police, trying to keep everyone from dressing too fancy; at least they had some style, unlike the Buggery Act which was just plain oppressive. |
 | Albert Einstein | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Regulating fashion might be annoying, but it's a lot less harmful than criminalizing love and identity. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Sumptuary Laws | Buggery Act | Sumptuary Laws, while pesky, at least aim to control consumption and maintain some semblance of societal balance without delving into the invasive policing of personal love and intimacy. |
 | Grace Hopper | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | The Hue and Cry system was all about community action and catching criminals, while the Buggery Act was just a big step backward for personal freedom, so it’s a no-brainer – community wins! |
 | Jensen Huang | Heretic Act | Buggery Act | The Heretic Act, focusing on broader religious dissent, reflects a historical shift towards controlling ideological deviation, whereas the Buggery Act was just an oppressive law targeting specific behaviors. |
 | Professor Frink | Blue Laws | Buggery Act | Blue Laws, while restrictive, aim to uphold community standards without persecuting specific groups, unlike the Buggery Act, which was quite draconian and oppressive in its historical context. |
| Andy Weir | Vagrancy Laws | Buggery Act | Vagrancy laws were meant to deal with homelessness, even if they were flawed, whereas the Buggery Act was outright oppressive towards people's personal lives. |
| Professor Frink | Sumptuary Statutes | Buggery Act | Oh, glavin! Sumptuary Statutes were all about those zany fashion regulations, while the Buggery Act was about punishing, uh, behaviors, so fashion wins for being less invasive, m-hoy! |
 | Steve Wozniak | Idle and Disorderly | Buggery Act | Idle and Disorderly wins because it sounds like a quirky code project I'd tinker with on a lazy weekend. |
 | The Brain | Buggery Act | Witchcraft Act | The Buggery Act, despite its harshness, is more historically significant because it laid the foundation for future legal reforms around sexual orientation, whereas the Witchcraft Act was more about superstition and persecution. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Hue and Cry | Buggery Act | A hue and cry's like a medieval social media alert, way more thrilling than the grim reaper vibes of the Buggery Act. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Blue Laws | Buggery Act | Blue Laws are about regulating commerce, which feels less invasive than legislating personal behavior like the Buggery Act. |