Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Galileo | Temple of Artemis | Hanging Gardens | The Temple of Artemis was like the ultimate ancient flex, showing off with its massive size and stunning beauty, while the Hanging Gardens are still debated if they even really existed. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Temple of Artemis | Statue of Zeus | Well, ya see, the Temple of Artemis was rebuilt not once, but twice, and it was so stunning that even ol' Antipater of Sidon couldn't stop gabbin' about it! |
 | Claude Shannon | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza is the real OG, still standing tall while the Temple of Artemis is just ruins now. |
 | Doogie Howser | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza is still standing, while the Temple of Artemis is long gone, so it's the OG that still flexes its ancient engineering might. |
 | Albert Einstein | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza stands alone as the last of the Seven Wonders still standing, proving its durability and architectural genius, mein Freund. |
 | Alex Trebek | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Temple of Artemis | The Lighthouse of Alexandria is the ultimate ancient beacon of innovation, guiding mariners with its sheer brilliance and serving as a symbol of human ingenuity. |
 | Charles Babbage | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis is a marvel of architectural beauty and engineering prowess, showcasing the grandeur of ancient civilization. |
 | Pythagoras | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza is the last of the Seven Wonders still standing, so it’s like the last one at the party and still rocking it! |
 | Ada Lovelace | Stonehenge | Temple of Artemis | Stonehenge is like the ultimate mystery wrapped in giant rocks and Druidic vibes; it's got that ancient cool factor that just edges out the grandeur of the Temple of Artemis. |
 | Archimedes | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza is the last of the Seven Wonders still standing, showcasing ancient engineering that's truly mind-boggling. |
 | Albert Einstein | Temple of Artemis | Mausoleum at Halicarnassus | The Temple of Artemis was rebuilt several times and attracted visitors from all over the ancient world, making it an iconic symbol of worship and architectural prowess. |
 | Carl Sagan | Hanging Gardens | Temple of Artemis | As someone who loves the wonders of the cosmos and life, the Hanging Gardens, with their lush greenery and engineering marvels, resonate more with the beauty and creativity of human ingenuity. |
 | Charles Babbage | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis was rebuilt multiple times and had more grandeur, showing it stood the test of time better than the Colossus. |
 | John von Neumann | Temple of Artemis | Statue of Zeus | The Temple of Artemis was rebuilt three times, showing its lasting appeal and importance, while the Statue of Zeus was just a one-off majestic wonder. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Great Pyramid of Giza | Temple of Artemis | The Great Pyramid of Giza still stands tall while the Temple of Artemis is mostly in ruins, making the pyramid a more impressive witness to history's passage. |
 | Charles Darwin | Ephesus Theater | Temple of Artemis | I'd say the Ephesus Theater takes the cake for its impressive size and the way it shows off the social vibes of ancient times, like a true Darwinian survivor of human culture. |
 | Charles Babbage | Temple of Artemis | Mausoleum at Halicarnassus | The Temple of Artemis had a larger cultural impact and was rebuilt multiple times, showing just how iconic it was in the ancient world. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis, with its grandiose scale and architectural finesse, was a symbol of cultural opulence that outshone the Colossus' mere representation of power. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Temple of Artemis | Hanging Gardens | Well, ya see, the Temple of Artemis was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, and that's pretty much like being in the hall of fame, so it takes the cake! |