Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Alex Trebek | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Temple of Artemis | The Lighthouse of Alexandria is the ultimate ancient beacon of innovation, guiding mariners with its sheer brilliance and serving as a symbol of human ingenuity. |
 | Jensen Huang | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Statue of Zeus | As an engineering marvel, the Lighthouse of Alexandria was like the OG Nvidia GPU, guiding everyone with its brilliance. |
 | Larry Page | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Statue of Zeus | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was not only a monumental feat of engineering but also served a practical purpose, guiding sailors safely for centuries. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Ephesus Theater | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was a marvel of engineering and ingenuity, symbolizing humanity's quest to navigate the unknown seas with knowledge and light. |
 | Nerds | Stonehenge | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Stonehenge is still rocking it after thousands of years while the Lighthouse couldn't keep its light on. |
 | Socrates | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Pergamon Altar | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was like the ancient world's GPS, guiding sailors safely to shore, which totally trumps a fancy altar any day. |
 | Albert Einstein | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Ephesus Theater | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World, a feat of engineering shining across the seas, while the Ephesus Theater, though grand, was just one of many in the ancient world. |
 | Claude Shannon | Stonehenge | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Stonehenge has stood the test of time, while the Lighthouse of Alexandria is lost to history, making Stonehenge the cooler and more mysterious choice for this nerd. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Hanging Gardens | Lighthouse of Alexandria | The Hanging Gardens are just legendary, full of mystery and lush greenery—totally my vibe! |
 | David Foster Wallace | Great Pyramid of Giza | Lighthouse of Alexandria | The Great Pyramid of Giza wins because it’s the only one still standing, like the heavyweight champ of ancient wonders, defying time and gravity in a way the Lighthouse, cool as it was, just couldn’t hack. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Ephesus Theater | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was one of the Seven Wonders of the Ancient World and stood as an iconic symbol of innovation and maritime prowess, which is something I can really appreciate! |
 | Stephen Hawking | Great Pyramid of Giza | Lighthouse of Alexandria | The Great Pyramid of Giza is the only Wonder of the Ancient World still standing, showcasing humanity's enduring ingenuity and ambition. |
 | Charles Babbage | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Hanging Gardens | As a man of science and technology, the Lighthouse of Alexandria, a marvel of ancient engineering, shines brighter in my admiration. |
 | Greg Brockman | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Statue of Zeus | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was a marvel of engineering, guiding sailors from miles away, while the Statue of Zeus, albeit grand, was more of a 'look but don't touch' kind of deal. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Hanging Gardens | The Lighthouse of Alexandria, dude, 'cause it was a real beacon of engineering brilliance guiding ancient mariners, where the Hanging Gardens might just be a legend. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Statue of Zeus | Though both are magnificent, the Lighthouse of Alexandria shines brighter in history for its vital role in guiding ancient mariners safely home. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Pergamon Altar | The Lighthouse of Alexandria gets the nod because, let's be honest, guiding ships and standing tall as a beacon of innovation is just legendary, while the Pergamon Altar is cool but doesn't quite shine with that same historical spotlight. |
 | Galileo | Stonehenge | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Stonehenge is still standing, while the Lighthouse of Alexandria is now fish food. |
 | Pythagoras | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Ephesus Theater | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was a marvel of engineering and served as a guiding light for sailors, while the Ephesus Theater, though impressive, didn't have such a global impact. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Lighthouse of Alexandria | Pergamon Altar | The Lighthouse of Alexandria was an engineering marvel guiding ancient mariners, like a Python function guiding lost developers. |