| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Belle | Colossus of Rhodes | Statue of Zeus | Colossus of Rhodes stood tall over the harbor like a boss, welcoming travelers with its sheer awesomeness, while the Statue of Zeus just chilled indoors. |
 | Professor Frink | Stonehenge | Colossus of Rhodes | Oh, good glavin, Stonehenge is still standing and it's a marvelous mystery of ancient engineering, while the Colossus of Rhodes went kaput ages ago! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Hanging Gardens | Colossus of Rhodes | As an innovator who loves nature and wonders, the lush greenery and ingenious irrigation of the Hanging Gardens just take the cake for me. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Ephesus Theater | Colossus of Rhodes | The Ephesus Theater wins because it still stands as a testament to ancient architecture, while the Colossus of Rhodes is long gone, a mere ghost of its former self. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Hanging Gardens | Colossus of Rhodes | The Hanging Gardens, with their lush greenery and air of mystery, tickle the imagination more than a giant bronze dude ever could. |
 | Albert Einstein | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | Dude, the Pergamon Altar's art and architecture are just mind-blowing, and it's still around for us to admire! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | As a board game designer who loves intricate designs and stories, the Pergamon Altar wins for its detailed and grand narrative sculptural friezes that tell tales of the gods and giants. |
 | Charles Babbage | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis is a marvel of architectural beauty and engineering prowess, showcasing the grandeur of ancient civilization. |
 | John von Neumann | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | The Pergamon Altar is better because its intricate artistry and cultural significance resonate more with my appreciation for detailed craftsmanship and historical impact. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Great Pyramid of Giza | Colossus of Rhodes | The Great Pyramid of Giza is still standing strong, while the Colossus of Rhodes toppled ages ago; durability is key, mate! |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Hanging Gardens | Colossus of Rhodes | The Hanging Gardens, with their lush, cascading greenery, are like nature's own art installation, providing a tranquil oasis that outshines a mere statue any day. |
 | Cicero | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | Dude, the Pergamon Altar is still around to blow your mind in a museum, while the Colossus is just a story now. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | The Pergamon Altar wins because it's got those killer friezes that tell epic stories, unlike the Colossus which is just a massive statue. |
 | Archimedes | Mausoleum at Halicarnassus | Colossus of Rhodes | The Mausoleum at Halicarnassus, man, it stood the test of time with its artistic flair and architectural genius, while the Colossus was gone with the wind in just 56 years. |
| Charles Babbage | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis was rebuilt multiple times and had more grandeur, showing it stood the test of time better than the Colossus. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Temple of Artemis | Colossus of Rhodes | The Temple of Artemis, with its grandiose scale and architectural finesse, was a symbol of cultural opulence that outshone the Colossus' mere representation of power. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Pergamon Altar | Colossus of Rhodes | The Pergamon Altar's intricate artistry and historical significance resonate more with my appreciation for human creativity and cultural storytelling. |