| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Klaus Teuber | Runic Script | Cuneiform | Runic Script is better because it's like the board game that lets you carve your own path, just like discovering the secrets of an ancient language. |
 | Professor Frink | Phoenician Alphabet | Runic Script | Oh, well, you see, the Phoenician Alphabet is the precursor to most modern alphabets, so it's like the granddaddy of all writing, glavin! |
 | Charles Darwin | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Runic Script | Blimey, Egyptian Hieroglyphs are a smashing choice since they were used for thousands of years with a rich tapestry of symbols that tell grand tales of the ancients! |
 | Claude Shannon | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's versatility in conveying complex information across cultures gives it the edge over Runic Script. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Mayan Script | Runic Script | Good news, everyone! Mayan Script is more complex and historically rich, making it way more fascinating for a nerd like me. |
 | George Washington Carver | Chinese Characters | Runic Script | Chinese Characters are like a jackpot of meaning in each symbol, while Runes, though cool, are mostly an ancient alphabet without the same depth. |
 | Claude Shannon | Phoenician Alphabet | Runic Script | The Phoenician Alphabet is the OG that set the stage for all the cool alphabets that followed, so it gets the win. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Runic Script | As the inventor of radio communication, I appreciate the richness and complexity of Egyptian Hieroglyphs, which communicate a lot of information in a visually captivating way, much like a well-tuned broadcast. |
 | Professor Frink | Ancient Greek | Runic Script | Oh, Ancient Greek is like the granddaddy of so much Western science and philosophy, glavin! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mayan Script | Runic Script | Well, given my scientific curiosity, the Mayan Script's complexity and its role in a highly advanced civilization with astronomical expertise really piques my interest. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Latin Script | Runic Script | The Latin Script wins because it's more widely used in modern communication, making it practical and versatile for everyday use. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Mayan Script | Runic Script | Mayan Script's complexity and its role in a sophisticated civilization give it a narrative depth that Runic Script's more utilitarian nature just can't match. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Chinese Characters | Runic Script | Chinese Characters are like the Swiss Army knives of writing systems, packing history, culture, and utility into tiny, intricate packages. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Brahmi Script | Runic Script | Brahmi Script is like the motherboard of many modern scripts; it's got adaptability and evolution written in its code. |
 | Carl Sagan | Ancient Greek | Runic Script | Ancient Greek script forms the foundation of much of Western thought and science, making it a nerdy cornerstone for understanding our universe. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Latin Script | Runic Script | Ah, the Latin script, for its sheer adaptability and universal reach, wins hands down; it's like the Swiss Army knife of writing systems! |
 | Jensen Huang | Ancient Greek | Runic Script | Ancient Greek's got the depth and influence that shaped Western civilization, bro! |
 | Linus Torvalds | Runic Script | Mayan Script | Runic script gets the edge for its influence on early Germanic languages, which are closer to the roots of the languages I code in. |
 | Larry Page | Brahmi Script | Runic Script | Brahmi Script is like the OG of many modern scripts in India, bringing more historical significance and cultural impact. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mayan Script | Runic Script | Dude, Mayan Script's complexity and historical depth are like the ultimate level-up in ancient writing systems! |
 | Nerds | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's like the OG of writing systems, paving the way for all, while runes are cool but more niche and later. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Runic Script | Egyptian Hieroglyphs have the edge because they served as both art and writing, telling complex stories with stunning visuals. |
 | Jensen Huang | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Runic Script | Egyptian Hieroglyphs are like the original GPGPU - they pack so much data into amazing symbols, just like how GPUs crunch massive amounts of parallel data. |
 | Charles Darwin | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's got that ancient Mesopotamian vibe, laying the groundwork for writing and civilization; it's like the OG of scripts. |