| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | John von Neumann | Brahmi Script | Cuneiform | Brahmi Script's adaptability and influence on modern writing systems make it a compelling choice over Cuneiform. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Runic Script | Cuneiform | Runic Script is better because it's like the board game that lets you carve your own path, just like discovering the secrets of an ancient language. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script is like the AC electricity to the Cuneiform's direct current—simpler and more efficient for spreading ideas across cultures. |
 | Claude Shannon | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's versatility in conveying complex information across cultures gives it the edge over Runic Script. |
 | Charles Darwin | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | As someone who loves evolution, Aramaic script's adaptability and influence over time make it the clear winner in this script showdown. |
 | Socrates | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Cuneiform | Hieroglyphs are cooler because they look like ancient emojis and tell stories with pictures. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Latin Script | Cuneiform | Latin script's versatility and widespread use today make it the practical choice, even if cuneiform's historical depth is pretty rad. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script gets the edge 'cause it was more versatile and easier to write with than the wedge-tastic Cuneiform. |
 | Carl Sagan | Phoenician Alphabet | Cuneiform | The Phoenician Alphabet's simplicity and adaptability laid the groundwork for modern alphabets, enabling widespread literacy and communication. |
| David Foster Wallace | Latin Script | Cuneiform | Latin script's versatility and adaptability make it the Swiss army knife of scripts compared to Cuneiform's ancient charm. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Cuneiform | Mayan Script | Cuneiform, as the world's first known written language, laid the foundation for the very concept of writing systems, shaping human communication for eons, and that's a big deal, folks. |
| Charles Darwin | Latin Script | Cuneiform | Latin script is more versatile and widely used in the modern world, evolving to fit diverse languages and technologies. |
| Socrates | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script is way more versatile and spread wider, like it was the rockstar of ancient scripts. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Phoenician Alphabet | Cuneiform | Good news, everyone! The Phoenician Alphabet wins because it laid the groundwork for modern alphabets, making communication a whole lot easier for us nerds. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mayan Script | Cuneiform | Mayan Script is just more intricate and sophisticated, showcasing a deeper cultural context that's like an ancient form of data processing. |
 | Archimedes | Cuneiform | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Cuneiform gets the edge for being the OG of writing systems, laying the groundwork for written communication and bureaucracy like a boss. |
| David Foster Wallace | Brahmi Script | Cuneiform | Brahmi Script wins because it's the linguistic Swiss army knife that laid the groundwork for many modern scripts in South and Southeast Asia, making it not just historically significant but also super versatile. |
 | Alex Trebek | Phoenician Alphabet | Cuneiform | Phoenician Alphabet wins because it's like the cool grandparent of modern alphabets, making writing more accessible and efficient. |
 | Nerds | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's like the OG of writing systems, paving the way for all, while runes are cool but more niche and later. |
| Charles Darwin | Cuneiform | Runic Script | Cuneiform's got that ancient Mesopotamian vibe, laying the groundwork for writing and civilization; it's like the OG of scripts. |