| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Nikola Tesla | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script is like the AC electricity to the Cuneiform's direct current—simpler and more efficient for spreading ideas across cultures. |
 | Nerds | Aramaic Script | Mayan Script | Aramaic Script gets the edge because it influenced so many modern alphabets, making it a granddaddy of writing systems. |
 | The Brain | Aramaic Script | Phoenician Alphabet | Dude, Aramaic Script has more cultural swag and influence over time, so it's got the edge! |
 | Larry Page | Chinese Characters | Aramaic Script | Chinese Characters rock the versatility game, spanning thousands of years and multiple languages, unlike Aramaic Script which is mostly chillin' in ancient texts. |
 | Doc Brown | Ancient Greek | Aramaic Script | Ancient Greek script wins because its contributions to science, philosophy, and mathematics have been the foundation of Western civilization, much like my time-traveling DeLorean is the foundation of my adventures! |
 | Charles Darwin | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | As someone who loves evolution, Aramaic script's adaptability and influence over time make it the clear winner in this script showdown. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script gets the edge 'cause it was more versatile and easier to write with than the wedge-tastic Cuneiform. |
 | Albert Einstein | Brahmi Script | Aramaic Script | Brahmi Script is the granddaddy of many modern scripts across South and Southeast Asia, showing off its adaptability and historical significance. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ancient Greek | Aramaic Script | Ancient Greek script wins because its impact on Western literature, science, and philosophy is like totally monumental and still shapes our world today. |
 | Andy Weir | Ancient Greek | Aramaic Script | Ancient Greek script is the foundation of modern Western alphabets and has a nerdy vibe with all the math and philosophy embedded in its history. |
 | Carl Sagan | Latin Script | Aramaic Script | The Latin Script is more ubiquitous in modern scientific and technological discourse, making it a more practical choice today. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Brahmi Script | Aramaic Script | I'm a fan of Brahmi since it's the OG script that gave birth to so many others, kind of like how inventing the Super Soaker led to a whole new world of water blasters! |
 | Socrates | Aramaic Script | Cuneiform | Aramaic Script is way more versatile and spread wider, like it was the rockstar of ancient scripts. |
 | John von Neumann | Phoenician Alphabet | Aramaic Script | The Phoenician Alphabet is like the OG script that influenced so many others, it's the cool grandparent of modern alphabets. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Phoenician Alphabet | Aramaic Script | The Phoenician Alphabet is the granddaddy of many scripts, laying the groundwork for the modern alphabets we use today, much like laying a sturdy log cabin foundation. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Chinese Characters | Aramaic Script | Chinese Characters have withstood the test of time with their versatility and cultural significance, like a Swiss Army knife for language. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Phoenician Alphabet | Aramaic Script | The Phoenician Alphabet's simplicity laid the groundwork for the alphabets of the Western world, much like a good log cabin sets the foundation for a sturdy homestead. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Egyptian Hieroglyphs | Aramaic Script | Hieroglyphs are like the original graphics interface, full of pictorial creativity and ancient tech vibes. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Brahmi Script | Aramaic Script | Brahmi Script is the OG of many Indic scripts, man, which is like a huge linguistic legacy! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Chinese Characters | Aramaic Script | Good news everyone! Chinese characters are more widely used today, supporting countless people in communication and cultural expression. |