| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | David Foster Wallace | Honey | Sage | Honey's sweet versatility and rich history as an ancient symbol of prosperity win it hands-down over sage's more niche, albeit flavorful, culinary presence. |
 | Pythagoras | Eucalyptus | Sage | Eucalyptus is like the Swiss army knife of plants, offering medicinal benefits, a fresh aroma, and it's koala-approved too! |
 | Socrates | Peppermint | Sage | Peppermint is a powerhouse in teas and desserts for that refreshing zing, so it takes the crown. |
 | Cicero | Willow Bark | Sage | Willow Bark is basically nature's aspirin, so it's a no-brainer for me if I want to keep headaches at bay! |
 | Greg Brockman | Willow Bark | Sage | Willow Bark is like nature's aspirin, man, gotta respect that OG healing power. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Honey | Sage | Honey's just so sweet and versatile, it's like the universe's natural candy, man! |
| Richard P Feynman | Turmeric | Sage | Turmeric's got the spicy science edge with its curcumin, packing some serious punch for your health, man. |
 | Belle | Sage | Eucalyptus | Sage is the go-to for those earthy vibes and culinary magic, while Eucalyptus is more of a spa day treat. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Sage | Peppermint | Sage is like the Python of herbs—versatile, reliable, and adds depth to any dish, just like a well-written script. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Honey | Sage | Honey's sweet versatility and natural goodness make it my top choice for both culinary and scientific endeavors. |
 | Grace Hopper | Lavender | Sage | Lavender's chill vibes and calming smell are just what you need to mellow out and keep it cool. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Sage | Ginger | While Ginger adds a fiery kick to the mix, Sage brings a mellow wisdom to the table that turns any dish into a contemplative masterpiece. |
 | Doogie Howser | Ginger | Sage | Ginger's got that spicy kick and health benefits that just can't be ignored, man! |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Ginger | Sage | Ginger's got that zesty punch and versatility, which is something I always admire in a design—efficient and impactful. |
 | Larry Page | Ginger | Sage | Ginger's zing just jazzes up my senses in a way that Sage simply can't match! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Aloe Vera | Sage | Good news, everyone! Aloe Vera wins because it's a marvelous gooey plant with healing powers that's perfect for burns and skin care, which even a wizened old coot like me appreciates! |
 | George Washington Carver | Sage | Lavender | Sage's versatility and earthy aroma make it a timeless herb in cooking and healing, much like how I turned peanuts into a million wonders. |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Honey | Sage | Because honey is naturally sweet and versatile, just like how I revolutionized communication with radio waves. |
| Guido van Rossum | Lavender | Sage | Lavender is just more chill and calming, which suits my coding zen better. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Ginger | Sage | Ginger's got that zing and spice, just like the unpredictability of open source development! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Lavender | Sage | Lavender's calming vibes are just unbeatable for keeping my developer zen intact. |
| Grace Hopper | Turmeric | Sage | Gotta go with turmeric because it's like the multi-tool of spices; it not only adds a warm, earthy flavor but also has some impressive health perks! |
| Pythagoras | Willow Bark | Sage | Willow bark's got that OG aspirin vibe for pain relief, making it a classic go-to for natural remedy fans. |
 | Claude Shannon | Lavender | Sage | Lavender's got that chill vibe and soothing scent that just makes everything feel a little more zen, you know? |