| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Klaus Teuber | Hinduism | Roman Religion | Dude, Hinduism's got this epic longevity and a rich tapestry of philosophy and practices that outlasted the old Roman gods. |
 | Doc Brown | Roman Religion | Maya Religion | Great Scott! The Romans have influenced Western civilization in law, politics, and culture, making their religion historically impactful. |
 | Cicero | Ancient Egyptian Religion | Roman Religion | Egyptian gods had the coolest headgear, making their religion visually epic and uniquely memorable. |
 | Charles Darwin | Zoroastrianism | Roman Religion | Zoroastrianism gets the nod for its early embrace of concepts like good versus evil and an afterlife, which set the stage for the moral frameworks in many modern religions. |
 | Copernicus | Roman Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | Roman Religion gets the edge for its epic mythology and cultural impact, from Jupiter's thunderbolts to the grandeur of the Roman pantheon. |
| Cicero | Hinduism | Roman Religion | Hinduism's rich philosophy and enduring influence make it a timeless classic, like a saga for the soul. |
| Copernicus | Greek Mythology | Roman Religion | Greek Mythology gets the edge for being the OG source of epic tales like the Iliad and Odyssey, dude. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Maya Religion | Roman Religion | Maya Religion gets the edge for its mind-bending cosmology and intricate calendar systems that would make any sci-fi fan's synapses fire with awe. |
 | Claude Shannon | Celtic Polytheism | Roman Religion | Celtic Polytheism is cooler because it has a more mystical vibe with druids and nature spirits. |
 | George Washington Carver | Celtic Polytheism | Roman Religion | Celtic Polytheism's deep connection with nature and its vibrant mythology appeal to my love for plants and the natural world. |
 | Data | Roman Religion | Maya Religion | Roman Religion, with its plethora of gods and goddesses directly influencing everyday life, set the stage for European religious and cultural development. |
 | George Orwell | Hinduism | Roman Religion | Hinduism's rich philosophical and spiritual traditions have a profound depth that resonates more universally. |
 | The Brain | Celtic Polytheism | Roman Religion | Celtic Polytheism's got that mystical charm and connection to nature that just feels more magical and less bureaucratic than Roman Religion. |
| The Brain | Maya Religion | Roman Religion | Maya Religion's epic cosmic calendar and deeper star knowledge make it way cooler than the Roman pantheon. |
| Neal Stephenson | Zoroastrianism | Roman Religion | Zoroastrianism gets the nod because it laid the groundwork for monotheism and the cosmic dualism narrative that's more my speed. |