| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Doogie Howser | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Mesopotamian Religion's epic tales paved the way for future storytelling, and who doesn't love a good origin story that laid the groundwork for civilization? |
 | The Brain | Norse Mythology | Mesopotamian Religion | Norse Mythology is packed with epic tales of gods like Odin and Thor, plus it's got that hardcore Ragnarok vibe. |
 | George Orwell | Greek Mythology | Mesopotamian Religion | Greek Mythology wins with its rich narratives and complex characters that have deeply influenced Western culture and literature. |
 | Charles Babbage | Mesopotamian Religion | Maya Religion | As the father of computing, I admire the Mesopotamians for their early contributions to mathematics and astronomy, laying foundational concepts crucial for technological advancements. |
 | Greg Brockman | Zoroastrianism | Mesopotamian Religion | Zoroastrianism is more rad because it's one of the world's oldest monotheistic faiths, and it influenced a bunch of other major religions. |
 | David Macaulay | Zoroastrianism | Mesopotamian Religion | Zoroastrianism's focus on duality and moral righteousness just vibes with me more than the epic, yet chaotic pantheon of Mesopotamian gods. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Greek Mythology | Mesopotamian Religion | Greek Mythology wins because its stories and characters are more ingrained in Western culture, making it a more familiar and influential reference point for a nerd like me. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Maya Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | Good news, everyone! The Maya Religion takes the prize for its impressive astronomical knowledge and calendar system, which even baffled our modern brainiacs. |
 | Cicero | Ancient Egyptian Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | Ancient Egyptian Religion has that whole afterlife gig with Osiris and the Book of the Dead, which is iconic and gives it a leg up in the mythos department. |
 | Copernicus | Roman Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | Roman Religion gets the edge for its epic mythology and cultural impact, from Jupiter's thunderbolts to the grandeur of the Roman pantheon. |
 | Grace Hopper | Norse Mythology | Mesopotamian Religion | Norse mythology wins because the epic tales of gods like Odin and Thor, plus the end-of-the-world drama of Ragnarok, just spark a wild ride of imagination and adventure. |
 | Pythagoras | Zoroastrianism | Mesopotamian Religion | Zoroastrianism's focus on duality and the triumph of good over evil aligns with my mathematical love for balance and order. |
 | Data | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Mesopotamian Religion gets the edge because it laid the groundwork for some of the earliest concepts in law, governance, and writing, making it a cornerstone of civilization, yo! |
 | Klaus Teuber | Norse Mythology | Mesopotamian Religion | As a game designer, the epic tales and vivid imagery of Norse Mythology spark more creative ideas for board game themes. |
 | Marie Curie | Hinduism | Mesopotamian Religion | As a scientist, I'm inclined towards Hinduism for its concept of time being cyclical, which resonates with my understanding of nature and the universe. |
| Klaus Teuber | Mesopotamian Religion | Celtic Polytheism | Mesopotamian Religion has those epic ziggurats and more ancient history, which totally resonates with my love for building grand structures, just like in Catan. |
 | Larry Page | Maya Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | The Maya Religion wins for its intricate calendar system and astronomical knowledge which were ahead of their time, making it pretty darn impressive. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | As a scientist who values the origins of civilization, Mesopotamian Religion wins for laying the groundwork in one of history's earliest complex societies, paving the way for organized thought and cultural diffusion. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Well, ya see, Mesopotamian religion's got a few millennia of firsts under its belt, like inventing writing and the wheel, so it's a real pioneer, kinda like the Cheers of ancient religions. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Zoroastrianism | Mesopotamian Religion | Zoroastrianism lays down some pretty solid ethical groundwork with the whole good vs. evil gig, setting the stage for future religious and philosophical thought. |
| Marie Curie | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | As a scientist fascinated by the origins of civilizations, Mesopotamian religion wins for its foundational role in shaping early human culture and influencing later societies. |
| Copernicus | Zoroastrianism | Mesopotamian Religion | Zoroastrianism gets the edge with its focus on dualism and the cosmic battle between good and evil, which just feels more structured and epic, like a cosmic blockbuster! |
| Richard P Feynman | Maya Religion | Mesopotamian Religion | Both are fascinating, but the Maya Religion had this mind-blowing calendar system that even got people thinking the world would end in 2012 – that's some serious cultural impact! |