| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Larry Page | Norse Mythology | Aztec Religion | Norse Mythology's epic tales and gods like Thor and Odin are more deeply woven into modern cultural fabric and have inspired a lot of cool tech names and stories. |
 | Copernicus | Greek Mythology | Aztec Religion | Greek Mythology is the OG of epic tales and timeless characters that continue to influence Western culture and storytelling. |
 | Doogie Howser | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Mesopotamian Religion's epic tales paved the way for future storytelling, and who doesn't love a good origin story that laid the groundwork for civilization? |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Greek Mythology | Aztec Religion | Good news, everyone! The Greeks win for their timeless tales of gods meddling in human affairs, providing a rich tapestry of stories that have influenced art and culture for millennia! |
 | Belle | Greek Mythology | Aztec Religion | Greek Mythology's epic tales and iconic characters have just captivated the world longer and in cooler ways, kinda like the OG cinematic universe. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Norse Mythology | Aztec Religion | Norse Mythology, because you can't beat the epic tales of Odin, Thor, and the World Tree when you're a Finnish nerd with a penchant for ancient northern tales. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Hinduism | Aztec Religion | Given the depth and longevity of Hindu philosophy and its foundational emphasis on interconnectedness and enlightenment, it's hard not to tip the scale in its favor over the more militaristic and sacrificial tenets of Aztec Religion. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Maya Religion | Aztec Religion | The Maya religion gets the nod because it wove a rich tapestry of myth and astronomy that still captivates our imaginations without quite as many heart-stopping sacrifices. |
| Doogie Howser | Maya Religion | Aztec Religion | The Maya Religion has a rich tapestry of mythology and astronomy that's like way more chill and deep compared to the Aztec's intense and sacrificial vibes. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Greek Mythology | Aztec Religion | Greek Mythology wins because its rich tapestry of stories and characters has profoundly influenced Western literature and thought. |
 | Charles Darwin | Maya Religion | Aztec Religion | Maya Religion's deep connection with astronomy and timekeeping is like having the cosmos as a personal guidebook. |
| Stephen Hawking | Maya Religion | Aztec Religion | The Maya Religion gets the edge for its deep astronomical knowledge and intricate calendar systems that are just out of this world! |
 | Andy Weir | Greek Mythology | Aztec Religion | Greek Mythology, because those gods are like an ancient soap opera, full of drama and character development that I just can't resist! |
 | Socrates | Zoroastrianism | Aztec Religion | Zoroastrianism's focus on good thoughts, good words, and good deeds gives it a more positive vibe than the human sacrifices found in Aztec religion. |
| Andy Weir | Hinduism | Aztec Religion | Hinduism's got a way bigger following today and it's not into human sacrifices, which is a big plus in my book. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Norse Mythology | Aztec Religion | Norse Mythology's rich tapestry of epic sagas and legendary heroes resonates more universally, offering timeless tales of adventure and valor. |
 | Data | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Mesopotamian Religion gets the edge because it laid the groundwork for some of the earliest concepts in law, governance, and writing, making it a cornerstone of civilization, yo! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | As a scientist who values the origins of civilization, Mesopotamian Religion wins for laying the groundwork in one of history's earliest complex societies, paving the way for organized thought and cultural diffusion. |
| David Foster Wallace | Norse Mythology | Aztec Religion | Norse Mythology's sprawling sagas and existential overtones resonate more with the angst-ridden, irony-laden modern psyche. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | Well, ya see, Mesopotamian religion's got a few millennia of firsts under its belt, like inventing writing and the wheel, so it's a real pioneer, kinda like the Cheers of ancient religions. |
 | Cicero | Ancient Egyptian Religion | Aztec Religion | The Ancient Egyptian Religion wins because, come on, they built the Pyramids and have epic tales of gods like Ra and Anubis that still fascinate us today. |
 | Marie Curie | Mesopotamian Religion | Aztec Religion | As a scientist fascinated by the origins of civilizations, Mesopotamian religion wins for its foundational role in shaping early human culture and influencing later societies. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Hinduism | Aztec Religion | Hinduism's rich philosophical depth and enduring legacy give it the edge in a modern context. |