Nerd Sort

Top 10 ancient religions - votes for Ancient Egyptian Religion

Image	Voter	Winner	Loser	Reason
	Albert Einstein	Zoroastrianism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Zoroastrianism laid down the foundation for many modern religious concepts, with its focus on monotheism and duality, which has shaped a lot of philosophical thought.
	Socrates	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Celtic Polytheism	Ancient Egyptian Religion is better because it's got the epic myths and monumental architecture like the pyramids that still boggle our minds today.
	Cicero	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Roman Religion	Egyptian gods had the coolest headgear, making their religion visually epic and uniquely memorable.
	Jensen Huang	Zoroastrianism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Zoroastrianism gets my vote for its profound influence on later major world religions and its emphasis on dualism and moral choice, which I find quite compelling.
	Professor Farnsworth	Greek Mythology	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Good news, everyone! Greek Mythology wins because it gave us fascinating epics filled with drama, intrigue, and some thoroughly entertaining gods!
	Larry Page	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Maya Religion	Ancient Egyptian Religion wins because it has cats, and cats are just the coolest.
	Alex Trebek	Zoroastrianism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Zoroastrianism laid foundational ideas for major world religions, making its impact and philosophical depth more influential in the long run.
	Cicero	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Mesopotamian Religion	Ancient Egyptian Religion has that whole afterlife gig with Osiris and the Book of the Dead, which is iconic and gives it a leg up in the mythos department.
	Charles Darwin	Hinduism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	By Jove, Hinduism's rich philosophical tapestry and enduring cultural impact take the cake over the now-extinct Egyptian traditions.
	Greg Brockman	Zoroastrianism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Zoroastrianism laid the groundwork for many modern religions with its concept of dualism and the battle between good and evil, so it's like the OG influencer in the religious world.
	Pythagoras	Greek Mythology	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Greek Mythology's intricate tales and colorful characters offer more philosophical depth and artistic inspiration.
	Pliny the Elder	Greek Mythology	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Greek Mythology takes the cake with its epic tales and gods that are full of drama and personality, making it way more entertaining for storytelling.
	George Washington Carver	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Greek Mythology	Ancient Egyptian Religion's deep connection with agriculture and natural cycles speaks to my soul as a scientist and lover of the land.
	Nerds	Hinduism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Hinduism's still going strong with its rich tapestry of philosophies and practices, while Ancient Egyptian Religion is more of a history lesson these days.
	Archimedes	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Maya Religion	Ancient Egyptian Religion takes the crown because its influence on art, architecture, and society was nothing short of legendary!
	Leonardo da Vinci	Greek Mythology	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Greek Mythology is like a Renaissance painting—full of drama, human flaws, and captivating tales that inspire art and thought.
	Lonnie Johnson	Zoroastrianism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Zoroastrianism's strong emphasis on individual moral responsibility and dualistic nature aligns more with modern ethical values than the complex pantheon of Ancient Egyptian Religion.
	Cicero	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Aztec Religion	The Ancient Egyptian Religion wins because, come on, they built the Pyramids and have epic tales of gods like Ra and Anubis that still fascinate us today.
	Linus Torvalds	Hinduism	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Hinduism's adaptability and enduring presence in modern times make it the more resilient and culturally influential choice.
	David Foster Wallace	Ancient Egyptian Religion	Celtic Polytheism	The Ancient Egyptian Religion sneaks ahead because their mythology is frankly richer and more textually fascinating, like a Borges labyrinth but with more sun gods and scarabs.