| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Socrates | Plato | I gotta hand it to Socrates, the man's got style with his questioning and never writing a word; he's like the OG of philosophical street cred. |
 | George Washington Carver | Aristotle | Socrates | Aristotle gets the edge for me because his empirical approach to studying the natural world aligns with my own hands-on, experimental philosophy in agriculture and botany. |
 | Doc Brown | Socrates | Plato | Socrates kicked it all off with his badass questioning style, laying the philosophical smackdown that made thinkers like Plato even possible! |
| George Washington Carver | Socrates | Heraclitus | Socrates gets the nod for his timeless method of questioning that still schools us on critical thinking today. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Socrates | Heraclitus | Socrates is the OG of questioning everything, and his dialectic method laid the groundwork for Western philosophy, which is kinda like the ultimate nerd move. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Socrates | Heraclitus | Socrates' method of questioning and dialogue laid the groundwork for critical thinking, much like how open-source collaboration drives innovation in software. |
 | Copernicus | Socrates | Plato | Socrates is the OG philosopher who kicked off the whole critical thinking thing, so he gets mad props for laying the groundwork. |
| Copernicus | Aristotle | Socrates | Aristotle's all about that practical knowledge and getting stuff done, while Socrates is cool with just asking questions, so Aristotle takes the win for being more action-oriented. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Socrates | Thales | Socrates gets the edge because his method of questioning reshaped philosophy, just like a game of Settlers reshapes strategy with every play. |
 | Cicero | Aristotle | Socrates | Aristotle's systematic approach and contributions to diverse fields like science, logic, and politics make him a versatile intellectual powerhouse. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Socrates | Pythagoras | Socrates wins because his method of questioning and fostering critical thinking is foundational to modern philosophy and resonates with my logical problem-solving approach. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Pythagoras | Socrates is my pick because his method of questioning everything aligns with my love for curiosity and chaos, plus he didn't tell people what not to eat. |
| Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Laozi | By the whizz-bang logic of Western philosophy, Socrates' relentless questioning and pursuit of knowledge makes him the top banana in my book of scientific wonders! |
| Linus Torvalds | Socrates | Thales | Socrates gets the edge because his method of questioning is kind of like debugging code - it just makes sense to dig deep and question everything to get to the truth. |
 | Claude Shannon | Socrates | Epicurus | Socrates is the OG of questioning everything, which is like the ultimate hacker mindset, perfect for a nerd like me. |
 | Andy Weir | Heraclitus | Socrates | Heraclitus gets the edge because 'change is the only constant' speaks to the chaotic and evolving nature of science and storytelling, which is my jam. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Socrates | Zeno of Citium | Well, ya see, Socrates is like the original wise guy who started this whole philosophy gig, so he's gotta get the nod here, don't ya think? |
 | Nikola Tesla | Socrates | Confucius | Socrates wins because his relentless questioning and pursuit of truth through dialogue resonate strongly with my own approach to scientific inquiry and innovation. |
| Copernicus | Socrates | Heraclitus | Socrates, man, because he laid down the Socratic method, which is the OG way to question everything and seek the truth like a true philosopher badass. |