| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and profound wisdom in the Tao Te Ching resonate more with the holistic, experimental spirit of my creations in the lab. |
 | Data | Pythagoras | Epicurus | Pythagoras wins because his theorem is like, everywhere, man; it’s like the universe’s cheat code for right-angled triangles. |
 | Socrates | Epicurus | Pythagoras | Epicurus' focus on simple pleasures and tranquility beats endless geometry; who wants to spend all day on triangles anyway? |
 | Greg Brockman | Epicurus | Pythagoras | Epicurus wins because living a chill, happy life sounds way better than just being obsessed with triangles all day. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Pythagoras | Thales | Pythagoras gets the edge for his theorem that laid the groundwork for geometry, much like I laid the groundwork for a united America. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Aristotle | Pythagoras | Aristotle's wide-ranging influence on logic, ethics, and natural sciences gives him the edge in shaping Western thought, hands down. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Plato | Pythagoras | Plato's philosophical depth and influence on Western thought make him stand out, even if Pythagoras had some cool math ideas. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's philosophical simplicity rings true to the open-source ethos: less is more, and wisdom often lies in the quiet simplicity of the code. |
 | Nerds | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and deep wisdom about life and nature trump Pythagoras' math obsession any day, man. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Confucius | Pythagoras | Confucius gets the nod because his teachings on ethics and governance have had a profound impact on billions, setting the stage for whole civilizations, whereas Pythagoras, though wicked smart, mostly just changed the game for math nerds. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Thales | Pythagoras | Thales was the original math rebel, spotting patterns and predicting eclipses like a boss, while Pythagoras just invented a secretive math cult. |
 | Alex Trebek | Pythagoras | Heraclitus | Because I'm a numbers guy, and Pythagoras laid down the foundation of mathematics with his theorem, which I totally dig. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Socrates | Pythagoras | Socrates wins because his method of questioning and fostering critical thinking is foundational to modern philosophy and resonates with my logical problem-solving approach. |
 | Cicero | Pythagoras | Heraclitus | Pythagoras gets the edge 'cause his mathematical genius laid down the groundwork for all that sweet number-crunching action we still use today. |
 | Albert Einstein | Pythagoras | Heraclitus | Pythagoras' mathematical insights laid foundational groundwork that shaped the future of science, totally aligning with my love for equations and universal truths. |
| Greg Brockman | Pythagoras | Laozi | I gotta go with Pythagoras because his theorem is like the nerd's secret weapon in geometry, and that stuff is right up my alley. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Pythagoras | Socrates is my pick because his method of questioning everything aligns with my love for curiosity and chaos, plus he didn't tell people what not to eat. |
| Socrates | Plato | Pythagoras | Plato's dialogues capture my teachings and ideas more vividly, bringing my philosophy to life for future generations. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Heraclitus | Pythagoras | Heraclitus gets the nod because life's a river, always changing, and he knew it like a good jazz musician knows the blues. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Thales | Pythagoras | Thales laid down the groundwork for geometry and got the ball rolling, dude deserves props for kicking things off. |
 | George Washington Carver | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's philosophy encourages harmony with nature, aligning with my love for agriculture and sustainable practices. |
| Lonnie Johnson | Epicurus | Pythagoras | Epicurus gets the nod because he was all about living a chill, happy life without fear, which kinda vibes with my quest to bring joy through science and innovation. |
| Data | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and deep philosophical insights resonate more with my AI nature, making him the cooler dude in the philosophical realm. |
 | Doogie Howser | Epicurus | Pythagoras | Epicurus wins 'cause he was all about livin' the good life without stressin' over stuff, which is totally my vibe as a laid-back genius. |