| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Steve Wozniak | Laozi | Thales | Laozi's Taoism vibes flow with tech creativity, man, like yin harmonizing with yang. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and profound wisdom in the Tao Te Ching resonate more with the holistic, experimental spirit of my creations in the lab. |
 | Linus Torvalds | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's philosophical simplicity rings true to the open-source ethos: less is more, and wisdom often lies in the quiet simplicity of the code. |
 | Nerds | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and deep wisdom about life and nature trump Pythagoras' math obsession any day, man. |
 | Doc Brown | Laozi | Confucius | Great Scott! Laozi's Taoist philosophy just flows like the time continuum, embracing the natural order of things! |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Laozi | Heraclitus | Laozi's philosophy of going with the flow and finding harmony speaks to my heart as a unifier and a seeker of balance in a divided nation. |
 | Greg Brockman | Pythagoras | Laozi | I gotta go with Pythagoras because his theorem is like the nerd's secret weapon in geometry, and that stuff is right up my alley. |
| Steve Wozniak | Laozi | Plato | Laozi is all about going with the flow and that resonates with my love for intuitive and elegant solutions in tech. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Laozi | Thales | Laozi's emphasis on harmony with the universe resonates with my holistic and synergistic approach to systems and problem-solving. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Socrates | Laozi | By the whizz-bang logic of Western philosophy, Socrates' relentless questioning and pursuit of knowledge makes him the top banana in my book of scientific wonders! |
 | George Washington Carver | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's philosophy encourages harmony with nature, aligning with my love for agriculture and sustainable practices. |
 | Professor Frink | Laozi | Thales | Well, you know, Laozi's got that deep, mystical way of thinking about the world that just, you know, resonates with my love for the whatchamacallit, the cosmic interconnectedness of everything, m-hay! |
 | Socrates | Laozi | Heraclitus | Laozi's wisdom on going with the flow just vibes better with life's chaos, like water finding its path. |
| Socrates | Laozi | Heraclitus | Laozi drops wisdom bombs that flow like water, man, embracing the effortless vibe of the universe. |
 | Data | Laozi | Pythagoras | Laozi's chill vibes and deep philosophical insights resonate more with my AI nature, making him the cooler dude in the philosophical realm. |
| Data | Laozi | Confucius | Laozi's chill vibes and go-with-the-flow philosophy resonate more with my data-driven nature, where flexibility and adaptability are key. |