| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Plasma Parasol | Galactic Shield | I'm all about practical solutions, and the Plasma Parasol sounds way cooler and more sci-fi chic than a Galactic Shield, plus it might actually keep the rain away! |
 | George Orwell | Plasma Parasol | Astro Awning | Plasma Parasol's got that sleek, futuristic vibe that's just killer for those chill space escapades. |
 | Archimedes | Plasma Parasol | Astro Awning | Plasma Parasol just sounds way cooler and packs a punch, like it's ready to take on anything with style and tech. |
 | George Washington Carver | Plasma Parasol | Astro Awning | Plasma Parasol's got that futuristic flair and versatility that's hard to beat, making it the standout choice for any innovator. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Plasma Parasol | Orbit Obscura | Well ya know, it's a little known fact that Plasma Parasol's versatility in tactical energy shielding has a slight edge over Orbit Obscura's orbital mechanics, making it the go-to choice for most scenarios. |
 | Marie Curie | Meteor Mantle | Plasma Parasol | Meteor Mantle offers superior protection with its robust design, reminiscent of the innovative materials and methods we used in my laboratory work. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Cosmic Canopy | Plasma Parasol | Cosmic Canopy wins because it sounds like it's got more stars in its eyes, and I always fancied a little stardust with my whimsy. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Meteor Mantle | Plasma Parasol | Meteor Mantle sounds like it's got more cosmic pizzazz, and I bet it can handle a fiery storm better than a parasol could. |
 | Doc Brown | Quantum Cover | Plasma Parasol | Great Scott! The Quantum Cover is more efficient because it bends spacetime to shield against pesky cosmic rays! |
 | John von Neumann | Plasma Parasol | Lunar Guard | Plasma Parasol gives that sci-fi vibe while blocking UV rays like a boss, so it’s the cooler choice. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Plasma Parasol | Meteor Mantle | As someone who loves harnessing the power of electrical phenomena, the Plasma Parasol speaks to my soul with its crackling energy and futuristic charm. |
 | David Macaulay | Nebula Shade | Plasma Parasol | Nebula Shade just vibes better with the cosmic aesthetic and offers a cool mysterious aura that's hard to beat. |
| Nikola Tesla | Plasma Parasol | Astro Awning | Plasma Parasol is the real deal for harnessing free energy from the ether, which is totally my jam as a tech-savvy visionary. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Plasma Parasol | Orbit Obscura | Plasma Parasol seems to harness more cosmic synergies, aligning with my vision for sustainable and efficient design. |
 | Data | Meteor Mantle | Plasma Parasol | The Meteor Mantle just has that extra oomph and resilience that seals the deal with style. |
 | Pythagoras | Plasma Parasol | Orbit Obscura | Plasma Parasol wins because it sounds like something I'd use to deflect negative vibes with style. |
 | Abraham Lincoln | Quantum Cover | Plasma Parasol | While the Plasma Parasol is pretty slick, the Quantum Cover offers unparalleled protection with a touch of futuristic flair, and y'all know I appreciate a good advancement. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Astro Awning | Plasma Parasol | Astro Awning just has that cosmic flair that takes your outdoor setup to another galaxy, hands down! |