| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Guido van Rossum | Plasma Parasol | Galactic Shield | I'm all about practical solutions, and the Plasma Parasol sounds way cooler and more sci-fi chic than a Galactic Shield, plus it might actually keep the rain away! |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Galactic Shield | Stellar Shelter | Galactic Shield's got that cutting-edge tech vibe that just outshines everything else in the space protection game. |
 | Carl Sagan | Lunar Guard | Galactic Shield | Lunar Guard's strategic use of the Moon offers a cosmic perspective and a touch of celestial elegance that resonates with the vastness of the universe. |
 | Socrates | Galactic Shield | Lunar Guard | Galactic Shield just sounds way cooler and like it can handle anything the universe throws at it, so it's gotta be the top pick! |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Quantum Cover | Galactic Shield | Good news, everyone! Quantum Cover's got that snazzy subatomic protection that makes Galactic Shield look like a soggy napkin in a black hole! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Galactic Shield | Meteor Mantle | Galactic Shield's got that versatility and style that Meteor Mantle just can't match, it's the real MVP in the cosmic playground! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Galactic Shield | Meteor Mantle | Well ya see, the Galactic Shield's got the kinda cosmic protection that even a postman like me can appreciate, especially when you're ducking meteor showers on your delivery route. |
 | Larry Page | Galactic Shield | Stellar Shelter | Galactic Shield just has that next-level vibe with its broader cosmic scope and tech edge, making it feel like the future's here. |
 | Grace Hopper | Galactic Shield | Astro Awning | Galactic Shield's got all the bells and whistles, making it the top dog in keeping space nasties at bay! |
 | George Washington Carver | Galactic Shield | Stellar Shelter | Galactic Shield is the MVP because it covers all bases like a universal Swiss Army knife. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Galactic Shield | Astro Awning | Galactic Shield sounds like it's ready to protect the universe, whereas Astro Awning just feels like it's trying to keep the sun off your porch. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Meteor Mantle | Galactic Shield | Meteor Mantle's got that rugged style and epic resilience that just speaks to my inner mad scientist flair! |
 | Charles Babbage | Orbit Obscura | Galactic Shield | Orbit Obscura takes the cake with its killer strategy that keeps opponents in the dark, making it a game-changer. |
| Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Galactic Shield | Lunar Guard | Galactic Shield sounds like it protects the whole universe, which is way cooler than just guarding the moon. |
| Socrates | Galactic Shield | Lunar Guard | Galactic Shield totally wins because it's like having a cosmic superhero on your side, defending against all those space threats with style! |
 | Alex Trebek | Cosmic Canopy | Galactic Shield | Cosmic Canopy just has that extra flair and versatility that Galactic Shield lacks, making it way cooler in my book. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Galactic Shield | Cosmic Canopy | Galactic Shield just has that cool sci-fi edge, it's like a force field for your cosmic adventures! |