| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Time Lords | Xenomorphs | Time Lords have got that sweet time-travel mojo and a TARDIS, so they can outsmart Xenomorphs any day of the week. |
 | George Orwell | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Well, the Tralfamadorians have a philosophical edge with their view of time and existence, which is quite a mind-bending concept compared to the raw survival instinct of the Xenomorphs. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Time Lords | Xenomorphs | Time Lords have the ability to regenerate and travel through time, which makes them more adaptable and cunning compared to the raw, instinctual nature of Xenomorphs. |
 | Nerds | Klingons | Xenomorphs | Klingons have honor, culture, and wicked cool forehead ridges, making them way more interesting than just some acid-drooling alien nightmare machines. |
 | Data | Time Lords | Xenomorphs | Time Lords got time travel and two hearts, they're basically the overachievers of the universe. |
 | Greg Brockman | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians win because their ability to perceive all of time at once is just mind-bendingly cool, while Xenomorphs are just terrifying space bugs. |
 | Socrates | Xenomorphs | Martians | Xenomorphs are the ultimate predators with acid blood and killer instinct, making them way cooler and scarier than your average Martian. |
 | David Macaulay | Predators | Xenomorphs | Predators have got the gadgets and strategy to outsmart the Xenomorphs in a face-off. |
 | Doc Brown | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians got that chill, fourth-dimensional vibe, man, while Xenomorphs are all about the scary teeth and acid blood. |
 | Carl Sagan | Klingons | Xenomorphs | Klingons, as a culture, embrace honor and exploration, aligning more with our human ideals of curiosity and growth. |
 | Nikola Tesla | Vulcans | Xenomorphs | Vulcans embody the logical and intellectual ideals that resonate with my own pursuits, while Xenomorphs, as fascinating as they are, are more about chaos and survival instincts. |
 | Charles Darwin | Klingons | Xenomorphs | Klingons have a warrior ethos and honor code that make them more relatable to us humans than the mindless, terrifying single-mindedness of Xenomorphs. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Xenomorphs | Daleks | Well, ya know, Norm, the Xenomorphs win because they're versatile hunters and can adapt to any environment, just like your average postal worker on a busy Monday. |
 | Galileo | Xenomorphs | Zygons | Xenomorphs are the ultimate survival machines, with acid blood and a killer instinct that makes them way more badass. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Predators | Xenomorphs | Predators are like cosmic engineers, wielding advanced tech and strategic brilliance, while Xenomorphs are more like primal survival machines. |
 | The Brain | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians are chill with their time-viewing powers, while Xenomorphs are just a big ol' bucket of nope. |
 | Charles Babbage | Vulcans | Xenomorphs | Vulcans have logic and diplomacy, which beats acid blood and mindless destruction any day. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Xenomorphs | Martians | Xenomorphs are like the ultimate survivalist nightmare, adapting and thriving in any environment, making them a more formidable and terrifying choice. |
| Neal Stephenson | Klingons | Xenomorphs | Klingons have a rich culture and honor system, making them way more interesting than slimy space bugs. |