| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Pythagoras | Tralfamadorians | Zygons | Tralfamadorians got that fourth-dimensional view of time, man, they see all of it at once, which is just mind-blowing and way cooler than Zygons shapeshifting around. |
 | George Orwell | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Well, the Tralfamadorians have a philosophical edge with their view of time and existence, which is quite a mind-bending concept compared to the raw survival instinct of the Xenomorphs. |
 | Cicero | Tralfamadorians | Klingons | Tralfamadorians view time as a whole, man, so they got this chill perspective on existence that even Klingon honor can't top. |
 | Grace Hopper | Time Lords | Tralfamadorians | Time Lords got the TARDIS, man, traveling through all of time and space beats living in a zoo any day! |
 | Richard P Feynman | Time Lords | Tralfamadorians | Time Lords have mastered time travel and regeneration, making them the ultimate nerd fantasy. |
 | Greg Brockman | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians win because their ability to perceive all of time at once is just mind-bendingly cool, while Xenomorphs are just terrifying space bugs. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Tralfamadorians | Martians | Tralfamadorians get the edge because they see time like it's a VHS tape they can rewind, fast forward, and play, making them the ultimate time lords! |
 | Archimedes | Tralfamadorians | Martians | Tralfamadorians totally win 'cause they experience all of time at once, which is just mind-blowingly cool compared to your run-of-the-mill Martians. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Tralfamadorians | Zygons | Tralfamadorians see all of time at once, which gives them a mind-bending edge in knowing what's up in any situation. |
 | Larry Page | Vulcans | Tralfamadorians | Vulcans, with their cool logic and emphasis on knowledge, totally resonate with my nerdy, analytical side, making them the obvious choice over the more whimsical Tralfamadorians. |
 | Doc Brown | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians got that chill, fourth-dimensional vibe, man, while Xenomorphs are all about the scary teeth and acid blood. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Tralfamadorians | Daleks | Tralfamadorians see time as a whole and teach us to find peace in inevitability, while Daleks just want to exterminate everything in sight, which ain't exactly my idea of a good time. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Tralfamadorians | Daleks | Tralfamadorians see all of time at once, which is way cooler than Daleks yelling 'exterminate' all the time. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Asari | Tralfamadorians | Asari are the ultimate sci-fi diplomats and warriors, blending wisdom and badassery into a blue-skinned package that even the Tralfamadorians' non-linear perspective can't quite top. |
| Doc Brown | Predators | Tralfamadorians | Great Scott! Predators are hunters with high-tech gear and a code of honor—can't beat that in a showdown! |
| Cicero | Tralfamadorians | Martians | Tralfamadorians are like the ultimate chill cosmic dudes with their non-linear time view, totally outmatching any Martian dreamscape. |
 | Galileo | Vulcans | Tralfamadorians | Vulcans are all about that logic and discipline, making them way more relatable and cool for a science nerd like me. |
 | The Brain | Tralfamadorians | Xenomorphs | Tralfamadorians are chill with their time-viewing powers, while Xenomorphs are just a big ol' bucket of nope. |
 | Louis Pasteur | Tralfamadorians | Zygons | As a man of science who appreciates the wonders of non-linear time, the Tralfamadorians' ability to perceive all moments at once is simply magnifique! |
 | George Washington Carver | Tralfamadorians | Martians | Well now, them Tralfamadorians got that nifty way of seein' all of time at once, which sure beats havin' to worry 'bout what them Martians is up to. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Tralfamadorians | Klingons | As a tech enthusiast and someone who appreciates creativity, the Tralfamadorians' ability to perceive time in four dimensions is downright fascinating and offers a unique perspective beyond the warrior ethos of the Klingons. |