| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Shag Harbour | Belgium Wave | Shag Harbour's got that delightful 'what the heck is happening here?' vibe that makes life feel like a Vonnegut novel come to life. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Shag Harbour | Westall UFO | Shag Harbour edges it out because, let's face it, when a whole town claims they saw a UFO splash down in the drink, it’s the kind of yarn that even Kilgore Trout would tip his hat to. |
 | John von Neumann | Belgium Wave | Shag Harbour | Belgium Wave's got those mass sightings and military involvement, making it the cooler, big-league mystery in the UFO world. |
 | Socrates | Shag Harbour | Valensole UFO | Shag Harbour's got that official government investigation vibe which makes it hella intriguing and gives it the edge. |
 | Buckminster Fuller | Shag Harbour | Valensole UFO | Shag Harbour wins because it's got that official investigation flair, making it more intriguing in the UFO lore. |
 | David Macaulay | Shag Harbour | Valensole UFO | Shag Harbour's got that official government investigation vibe that gives it the edge in credibility over Valensole's solo farmer encounter. |
 | Grace Hopper | Shag Harbour | Westall UFO | Shag Harbour wins because it's got an official government investigation backing up the UFO claims, making it way more legit. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Shag Harbour | Westall UFO | Shag Harbour is the real MVP here because it had the Canadian government officially investigating it, while Westall was more of a local legend. |
 | Charles Darwin | Shag Harbour | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Shag Harbour's got the Canadian government's attention, making it a more legit mystery, eh! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Shag Harbour | Valensole UFO | Shag Harbour's got more witnesses and official reports, making it more credible, like a well-supported scientific theory. |
 | Doc Brown | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | Great Scott! The Roswell Incident is like the granddaddy of all UFO mysteries with its alleged government cover-ups and iconic status in pop culture! |
 | Cliff Clavin | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | Well, ya know, the Roswell Incident's got all the fame and conspiracy chatter, like a real blockbuster, whereas Shag Harbour's more like an indie flick not many folks have heard about. |
 | Claude Shannon | Rendlesham Forest | Shag Harbour | Rendlesham Forest's got that British military mystery vibe, which gives it a bit more flair in the UFO story circles. |
 | Charles Babbage | Shag Harbour | Area 51 Raids | Shag Harbour's got that classic UFO mystery vibe, while Area 51 raids were just a meme dream turned dusty desert dud. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | I'm all about Roswell 'cause it kicked off the whole UFO craze with its wild conspiracy vibes and government cover-up stories, baby! |
| Stephen Hawking | Shag Harbour | Broad Haven | Shag Harbour's got that bonkers UFO mystery vibe that just screams legendary, mate. |