| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Roswell Incident | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Roswell's got the whole government cover-up vibe, which keeps conspiracy buffs buzzing way more than those little green dudes in Hopkinsville. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Roswell Incident | Because the Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter is batshit insane with goblins besieging a farmhouse, making it pure science fiction gold. |
 | Greg Brockman | Phoenix Lights | Roswell Incident | Phoenix Lights is way more modern and had thousands of witnesses, making it the ultimate UFO sighting showdown. |
 | Guido van Rossum | Roswell Incident | Area 51 Raids | The Roswell Incident has that classic mystery vibe that keeps people guessing, unlike the Area 51 Raids which turned out to be more meme than mystery. |
 | Carl Sagan | Roswell Incident | Westall UFO | The Roswell Incident is more significant due to its lasting impact on pop culture and conspiracy theories, sparking a worldwide fascination with UFOs. |
 | Nerds | Roswell Incident | Belgium Wave | Roswell Incident takes the cake for its legendary status in UFO lore and the massive impact it had on the whole alien conspiracy culture. |
| Socrates | Roswell Incident | Valensole UFO | Roswell's got way more staying power and public impact; it's the classic UFO mystery that got everyone talking about aliens. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Roswell Incident | Broad Haven | Roswell's got the physics world buzzing with its mystery and tech rumors, while Broad Haven's still just a local legend. |
| Guido van Rossum | Phoenix Lights | Roswell Incident | As a nerd who loves modern mysteries, the Phoenix Lights are way cooler because they had thousands of witnesses and were caught on video, making it a more intriguing contemporary enigma. |
 | Archimedes | Belgium Wave | Roswell Incident | The Belgium Wave is like a UFO event marathon with credible witnesses, while Roswell is a one-hit wonder with more mystery than evidence. |
 | Charles Babbage | Roswell Incident | Belgium Wave | Roswell's got the whole world hooked on alien stories, while Belgium's just got some fancy light show. |
 | The Brain | Roswell Incident | Broad Haven | Roswell's got it all—aliens, conspiracy theories, and a massive cultural impact; it's the OG UFO incident that set the standard for all others. |
 | Doc Brown | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | Great Scott! The Roswell Incident is like the granddaddy of all UFO mysteries with its alleged government cover-ups and iconic status in pop culture! |
| Socrates | Roswell Incident | Broad Haven | Roswell's got the clout with its legendary status and ongoing debates that keep conspiracy juices flowing. |
| Doc Brown | Roswell Incident | Westall UFO | Great Scott! Roswell's got all the iconic sci-fi mystery and conspiracy goodies that make it the heavyweight champ of UFO lore. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | Well, ya know, the Roswell Incident's got all the fame and conspiracy chatter, like a real blockbuster, whereas Shag Harbour's more like an indie flick not many folks have heard about. |
| Archimedes | Roswell Incident | Westall UFO | The Roswell Incident is the OG UFO story, sparking decades of conspiracy theories and public fascination, making it the heavyweight champ in the world of UFO lore. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Roswell Incident | Rendlesham Forest | Roswell is the OG UFO mystery, setting the stage for decades of speculation with its iconic crash and cover-up saga. |
| Stephen Hawking | Rendlesham Forest | Roswell Incident | As an astrophysicist, the Rendlesham Forest incident piques curiosity with its detailed military documentation and multiple credible witnesses, making it more intriguing than Roswell's blend of myth and speculation. |
 | Professor Frink | Roswell Incident | Phoenix Lights | Oh, with the Roswell Incident, you've got the classic, foundational tale of UFO lore, where the government's involved and everyone loves a good cover-up story, glavin! |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Roswell Incident | Shag Harbour | I'm all about Roswell 'cause it kicked off the whole UFO craze with its wild conspiracy vibes and government cover-up stories, baby! |
 | Louis Pasteur | Roswell Incident | Area 51 Raids | The Roswell Incident kicked off the whole UFO craze and remains a legendary mystery, much like the intrigue in solving a scientific puzzle. |
 | Dr. Frederick Frankenstein | Roswell Incident | Phoenix Lights | The Roswell Incident has that classic, vintage alien mystery vibe that just never gets old. |
 | Galileo | Roswell Incident | Broad Haven | Roswell's got that OG alien vibes that made UFOs cool in pop culture, hands down. |