| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Socrates | Roswell Incident | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Roswell's got the whole government cover-up vibe, which keeps conspiracy buffs buzzing way more than those little green dudes in Hopkinsville. |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Roswell Incident | Because the Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter is batshit insane with goblins besieging a farmhouse, making it pure science fiction gold. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Phoenix Lights | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | The Phoenix Lights had way more eyewitnesses, making it a more compelling and captivating UFO event—bigger is better in this case! |
 | Albert Einstein | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Broad Haven | The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter is truly a classic, with its wild tale of little green men and a shootout that sounds straight out of a sci-fi thriller! |
 | Doc Brown | Rendlesham Forest | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Great Scott! Rendlesham Forest is like the UFO story equivalent of a flux capacitor, packed with credible witnesses and military involvement that make it a heavyweight in the world of close encounters! |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Westall UFO | The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter is the real deal with its intense close encounter narrative and a family's gripping showdown with unworldly creatures, which outshines a schoolyard UFO sighting any day. |
 | Belle | Belgium Wave | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | The Belgium Wave was like a non-stop UFO party in the sky with dozens of credible witnesses, making it the ultimate alien mystery showdown. |
 | Alan Mathison Turing | Phoenix Lights | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | The Phoenix Lights got way more people buzzing and looking up, making it a bigger deal overall in the UFO scene. |
 | The Brain | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Westall UFO | The Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter is pure classic alien lore, with creepy little goblins and a shootout, making it the stuff of legend! |
 | Doogie Howser | Belgium Wave | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | A |
 | Charles Darwin | Shag Harbour | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Shag Harbour's got the Canadian government's attention, making it a more legit mystery, eh! |
 | George Washington Carver | Phoenix Lights | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | The Phoenix Lights were seen by thousands and even got government attention, making it a bigger deal in the UFO community. |
 | Marie Curie | Belgium Wave | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | As a scientist, I value the Belgium Wave for the multiple sightings and reports that provide more data to analyze. |
 | Nerds | Rendlesham Forest | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Rendlesham Forest's got that military credibility, making it the UFO incident for the books. |
 | Archimedes | Phoenix Lights | Kelly-Hopkinsville Encounter | Phoenix Lights got more hype and eyewitnesses, making it the UFO event with more street cred. |