| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Grace Hopper | Silver | Sulfur | Silver's got that bling and conductivity, making it a tech and fashion powerhouse! |
 | Larry Page | Gold | Sulfur | Gold's got that bling factor and is a tech and investment powerhouse, whereas sulfur smells like rotten eggs—easy choice! |
 | Greg Brockman | Copper | Sulfur | Copper's versatility in electrical applications and essential role in modern tech makes it the MVP over sulfur. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Sulfur | Philosopher's Stone | As a man of science and chemistry, I must say sulfur is the real deal with its tangible role in chemical reactions, unlike the elusive Philosopher's Stone. |
 | Claude Shannon | Copper | Sulfur | Copper is the ultimate conductor, making it the MVP in electronics and electrical wiring - essential in our tech-driven world. |
 | Pythagoras | Copper | Sulfur | Copper's versatility in electronics and conductivity makes it the MVP over sulfur, which is mostly known for its smelly compounds. |
| Grace Hopper | Sulfur | Philosopher's Stone | Sulfur's the real deal in science and industry, while the Philosopher's Stone is just a legendary pipe dream. |
 | George Washington Carver | Sulfur | Gold | While gold sure shines bright, sulfur's the key to mighty crop yields and healthy plants in the field! |
 | Kurt Vonnegut | Philosopher's Stone | Sulfur | Because if you're gonna chase the impossible, you might as well aim for immortality and a hefty dose of magic, like all the great bedtime stories tell us. |
 | Carl Sagan | Silver | Sulfur | Silver is not only a precious metal with great conductivity and beauty, but it also whispers the story of cosmic creation in the hearts of stars. |
| Grace Hopper | Sulfur | Antimony | Sulfur's got that wild versatility, rocking it in everything from gunpowder to medicine, so it just edges out Antimony for the win. |
 | Alex Trebek | Sulfur | Philosopher's Stone | Sulfur's got real-world uses like making matches and gunpowder, while the Philosopher's Stone is just a legendary myth. |
 | John von Neumann | Iron | Sulfur | Iron's got the upper hand with its magnetic charm and essential role in building the tools of civilization. |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Salt | Sulfur | Salt is vital for human survival and makes food taste way better, unlike sulfur, which just stinks. |
 | Socrates | Gold | Sulfur | Gold's got that classic bling factor and timeless appeal that just makes it stand out more than sulfur's stinky charm. |
| Alex Trebek | Copper | Sulfur | Copper's got that shiny, practical vibe going on with its electrical conductivity and essential role in tech, unlike sulfur's stinky situation. |
 | Neal Stephenson | Silver | Sulfur | Given my penchant for techno-futurism and shiny metaphors, Silver wins because it's got that high-tech allure and ancient symbolism wrapped up in one gleaming package. |
 | Stephen Hawking | Copper | Sulfur | Copper is the cool kid in the periodic table, conducting electricity like a boss and being super useful in tech and renewable energy. |
| Tim Berners-Lee | Silver | Sulfur | Silver's got the bling and the conductivity that powers our modern world, making it the rockstar of elements for tech geeks like me. |
| Kurt Vonnegut | Copper | Sulfur | Copper has the power to bring folks together, conducting electricity like a social butterfly at a cocktail party. |