| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
|---|
 | Abraham Lincoln | Salt | Antimony | Salt is essential for life and adds flavor to food, something even a humble log splitter like me can appreciate! |
 | Alex Trebek | Tin | Antimony | Tin takes the crown because it's got that versatility vibe, being used in everything from electronics to food preservation, while antimony's just chillin' as a flame-retardant sidekick. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Iron | Antimony | Well, ya know, Iron's what they call the 'backbone of industry,' so it's gotta be the winner in my book, Normie. |
 | Albert Einstein | Philosopher's Stone | Antimony | Dude, Philosopher's Stone is like the holy grail of chemistry, it's all about turning stuff into gold and living forever, while antimony is just another element on the periodic table. |
 | David Macaulay | Gold | Antimony | Gold shines like a star in the sky, and its timeless allure has made it the go-to bling for centuries. |
 | Steve Wozniak | Mercury | Antimony | Mercury's liquid state at room temperature is just too cool, like something out of a sci-fi movie. |
| Albert Einstein | Copper | Antimony | Copper's versatility and conductivity make it way more useful for all sorts of cool stuff in modern technology. |
 | Galileo | Antimony | Mercury | Antimony's solid and stable nature makes it more versatile than Mercury's slippery, liquid metal vibe. |
 | George Orwell | Mercury | Antimony | Mercury's got this fluid vibe that's both fascinating and dangerous, kind of like Big Brother's watchful eye. |
 | Belle | Silver | Antimony | Silver wins because it's got that bling factor and is super useful in electronics and jewelry, unlike antimony, which just chills in flame retardants and batteries. |
 | Grace Hopper | Sulfur | Antimony | Sulfur's got that wild versatility, rocking it in everything from gunpowder to medicine, so it just edges out Antimony for the win. |
 | David Foster Wallace | Gold | Antimony | Gold's got that timeless allure and bling factor that makes it the stuff of legends and wedding rings, whereas antimony's more like chemistry class homework. |
 | Larry Page | Copper | Antimony | Copper's just way more useful, dude—think wires, plumbing, and all that jazz. |
 | Greg Brockman | Copper | Antimony | Copper is a total MVP in wiring and electronics, making modern life possible, whereas Antimony's just chilling in the background. |
 | Pythagoras | Tin | Antimony | Tin's the go-to for everyday stuff like cans and soldering, so it's got more street cred in our daily lives than antimony. |
 | Klaus Teuber | Silver | Antimony | Silver's got that timeless appeal and versatility, making it a treasure trove for both jewelers and tech geeks. |
 | Antoine Lavoisier | Silver | Antimony | Silver's got that bling and versatility, while antimony's more of a niche player in the element game. |
| Cliff Clavin | Mercury | Antimony | Well, ya know, Mercury's got that snazzy liquid metal thing goin' on, which is pretty cool, unlike Antimony that's just sittin' there bein' a brittle metalloid. |
| Alex Trebek | Salt | Antimony | Salt is an everyday essential for flavor and health, while antimony, though cool for alloys, isn't shaking up my dinner table. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Iron | Antimony | Iron's the tough guy here, used for everything from bridges to blood, while Antimony just mostly sits around looking pretty in alloys. |
 | Professor Frink | Copper | Antimony | Copper's got great conductivity and is essential for electricity and plumbing, oh boy! |