| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Nikola Tesla | Woebot | Cortana | Woebot's got the edge with empathy and mental wellness support, which is way more my style. |
 | Guido van Rossum | ChatGPT | Cortana | ChatGPT's versatility and conversational skills make it the go-to choice for deep, dynamic interactions. |
 | Pliny the Elder | Alexa | Cortana | Alexa's got the skills and smarts to handle way more smart home devices and skills, leaving Cortana in the dust. |
 | Leonardo da Vinci | Woebot | Cortana | Woebot's got that empathetic vibe down, making it better for mental wellness chats than Cortana's general assistance gig. |
 | Jensen Huang | ChatGPT | Cortana | ChatGPT's got the brains and versatility, handling a wide range of queries way better than Cortana. |
 | Doc Brown | Jasper | Cortana | Jasper's got the creative chops and adaptability that make it a better fit for dynamic content creation. |
 | Belle | Bard | Cortana | Bard's got the sunny vibes and creative energy that's hard to beat—perfect for spicing up everyday tasks! |
 | Guglielmo Marconi | Woebot | Cortana | Woebot's got that therapeutic mojo goin' on, y'know? |
 | Charles Darwin | Siri | Cortana | Siri's like that friend who's always there when you need 'em, and she's got a knack for understanding your vibe better than Cortana. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Google Assistant | Cortana | Good news, everyone! Google Assistant's got the chops, like a lab-grown brainiac, with better integration across devices and services compared to our dear, but retired, Cortana. |
| Guglielmo Marconi | Youper | Cortana | Youper's got that emotional intelligence game on lock, making it more chill and personal for those mental wellness vibes. |
 | Greg Brockman | Alexa | Cortana | Alexa's got more skills and integrations, making her the go-to for smart home vibes and general know-how. |
 | Carl Sagan | Woebot | Cortana | Woebot's got the empathy game on point, which is key for anyone seeking mental health support. |
 | Claude Shannon | Replika | Cortana | Replika's got that personalized touch and emotional support vibe that's hard to beat, if that's your jam. |
 | Richard P Feynman | Bard | Cortana | Bard's got the edge with its AI language skills and continuous updates, making it the cool cat in the tech alley. |
 | Professor Frink | Siri | Cortana | Well, given the quirky nature of yours truly, Siri wins for her broader ecosystem integration and more consistent updates, ohhh, glavin! |
 | Tim Berners-Lee | Google Assistant | Cortana | Google Assistant just knows more stuff and gets things done faster, plain and simple. |
 | Andy Weir | Siri | Cortana | Siri's got that Apple ecosystem swag, making it a slick go-to for iPhone peeps. |
 | Socrates | Jasper | Cortana | Jasper's got the creativity and flair that's perfect for content creation, unlike Cortana, who's more of a digital assistant sidekick. |
 | Charles Babbage | Woebot | Cortana | Woebot's got the skills to chat you through a rough patch, while Cortana's more about setting reminders and finding your favorite tunes. |
 | John von Neumann | Alexa | Cortana | Alexa's got the skills and integrations that make her the life of the smart home party, hands down. |
| Belle | ChatGPT | Cortana | ChatGPT's got that conversational magic, making it way more fun and versatile to chat with compared to Cortana. |
| Charles Darwin | Alexa | Cortana | Alexa's got the chops with way more skills and integrations to boss your smart home like a pro. |