| Image | Voter | Winner | Loser | Reason |
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 | Archimedes | Luray Caverns | Galloping Gertie | Luray Caverns is still standing and you can actually visit it without falling into the water, unlike the infamous Galloping Gertie that took a dip back in 1940. |
 | Professor Farnsworth | Luray Caverns | Great Wall Echo | Good news, everyone! Luray Caverns wins because it's a spelunking spectacle filled with stalactites and stalagmites, perfect for a professor who's seen it all! |
 | Claude Shannon | Luray Caverns | Echo Point | Caves are dope, and Luray Caverns is like stepping into another world, way cooler than just a scenic lookout. |
 | John von Neumann | Luray Caverns | Whispering Gallery | Luray Caverns is the real deal with its mind-blowing stalactites and stalagmites, making it a geological wonderland that even a math nerd can appreciate. |
 | David Macaulay | Luray Caverns | Galloping Gertie | Luray Caverns is a natural wonder with mind-blowing formations, while Galloping Gertie was just an engineering blunder that couldn't stand the test of time. |
 | Andy Weir | Longmen Grottoes | Luray Caverns | Longmen Grottoes packs a punch with its mind-blowing ancient artistry and cultural depth that Luray Caverns just can't match with its cool rocks. |
 | Albert Einstein | Luray Caverns | Thunderous Halls | As someone who appreciates natural wonders, Luray Caverns offers a mesmerizing geology lesson that even a physics nerd like me can't resist. |
 | Lonnie Johnson | Yosemite Falls | Luray Caverns | Yosemite Falls is the granddaddy of spectacular natural sites with epic views and adventures, while Luray Caverns, though awesome, just can't compete with that scale and scenery. |
 | Galileo | Luray Caverns | Galloping Gertie | Luray Caverns is a natural wonder with mind-blowing rock formations, while Galloping Gertie was an engineering fail that wobbled itself into the water. |
 | Ada Lovelace | Luray Caverns | Echo Point | Luray Caverns is like stepping into another world with its stunning underground formations, while Echo Point is more of a scenic lookout. |
 | Cliff Clavin | Luray Caverns | Galloping Gertie | Well, ya know, Luray Caverns are like nature's own funhouse with them stalactites and stalagmites, while Galloping Gertie, she ain't around no more, so you can't really visit her, can ya? |
 | Cicero | Luray Caverns | Whispering Gallery | Luray Caverns is just a bigger spectacle with its mind-blowing stalactites and stalagmites that put you in awe, while Whispering Gallery's neat acoustics can't quite compete with that natural wonder wow factor. |
 | Alex Trebek | Yosemite Falls | Luray Caverns | Yosemite Falls is a majestic natural wonder that offers breathtaking views and an unforgettable experience, appealing to those who crave outdoor adventure and stunning landscapes. |
| John von Neumann | Longmen Grottoes | Luray Caverns | As a connoisseur of historical and cultural masterpieces, the Longmen Grottoes blow my mind with their intricate ancient carvings and rich Buddhist heritage. |
 | Larry Page | Yosemite Falls | Luray Caverns | Yosemite Falls is an epic natural wonder with breathtaking views and hikes, perfect for an adventurous spirit seeking the grandeur of the great outdoors. |